The text appears to be a script or dialogue from a play or performance. It includes a lot of banter and dialogue between different characters, with some references to eating waffles and a character named 'Freddy'. The characters seem to be in a setting that includes a kitchen and a pizzeria, and they're interacting with a character named 'Sam', who may be a security camera. There's also a humoristic tone and a lot of back-and-forth between the characters. The dialogue also includes a lot of references to 'Fazbear's', a pizzeria chain, and a character named 'Mike'. The characters discuss a policy about wearing costumes and an animatronic character named 'Freddy' is mentioned. The dialogue ends with a request to get 'Freddy' fitted up and mention of a policy that all endoskeletons must remain in costume.
1. The conversation revolves around a person eating waffles, with the speaker suggesting that if someone wants more, they could win them in a contest.
2. The speaker offers to drive the person to the store to buy more waffles if they can't finish the ones they have.
3. The person says they have won 12 waffles, and if someone can eat all of those, they will drive them to the store to buy more.
4. The speaker expresses surprise that the person has more waffles than red and meat combined. They also mentions that the waffles are from a freezer.
5. The person responds to a request for a drink by asking if they have any milk, and if not, if they can get something else.
6. The speaker corrects the person's pronunciation of "milkshake", and asks them to say it again.
7. The person asks for a glass of "MalK", which the speaker identifies as a milkshake.
8. The speaker asks for inside voices, and there is a brief argument between the speaker and a "dad".
9. The speaker mentions that they hope everyone is hungry, as their dinner is served.
10. The speaker expresses surprise that the dinner is for a child, and suggests that the person needs to worry about a presentation.
11. The speaker mentions a security camera, and suggests that someone might be watching them.
12. The speaker suggests giving a welcome to a mysterious security camera, Sam, as warm as a big old furry bear hug.
13. The speaker expresses surprise that there might be a hairless ape in the area.
14. The speaker identifies a man as Freddy, and asks if he likes pizza.
15. The speaker expresses disappointment that Freddy doesn't want to be friends.
16. The speaker suggests trying to get Freddy's attention, and mentions their plan to find him in the dining area.
17. The speaker expresses disappointment that they couldn't find Freddy, and plans to add to their companion compendium.
18. The speaker expresses surprise at the spookiness of the place at night, and mentions a desire for a slice of pizza.
19. The speaker expresses a preference for Freddy over pizza, and mentions a regret for not getting Mr. Man.
20. The speaker expresses a belief that everyone has something to be afraid of, and plans to hug them until they understand that they want to be friends.
21. The speaker expresses surprise at the appearance of a rabbit, and mentions a plan to rest in pieces.
22. The speaker describes themselves as an animatronic puppet built by a pizzeria chain, given an unholy life by the restless spirit of a child murdered in the 80s.
23. The speaker expresses surprise at the truth, but doesn't believe that it changes their purpose of entertaining children.
24. The speaker mentions a policy that all endoskeletons remain in costume at all times to not scare the kids, and plans to get the person fitted up.
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