The passage describes a humorous and chaotic process of building a houseboat. The participants, who identify as "Susana" and "The Goose", discuss the importance of a strong structure and the addition of plants for a "green touch". They begin by trying to build a houseboat themselves, but it quickly sinks. After this failure, they decide to steal a houseboat from another participant, nicknamed "Pepe".
They attempt to make Pepe's houseboat float by adding plants and a wig to it and even a "little garden". However, it also sinks. They then try to make it float with people inside, but it still fails. They decide to test their own houseboats, but neither of them works. They finally admit that their houseboats are not strong enough to float and end the process.
In the end, they reflect on their failed attempts, expressing disappointment and amusement at the situation. They make light of the failure by joking about Pepe's sinking houseboat and the dog's punctured glasses. They conclude by thanking "Pepe" for the experience and expressing confidence in their ability to find a fix for their situation.
1. The speaker is discussing a competition to build the best houseboat.
2. The houseboat is being built by a partner.
3. The houseboat needs to be strong.
4. The structure of the houseboat is being compared to a dog living in a garden.
5. The speaker is considering stealing things because their houseboat is better.
6. The houseboat is being decorated with plants to give it a green touch.
7. The structure of the houseboat is being built outside first.
8. The base of the houseboat is being built to prevent a swan from drowning.
9. The speaker is considering leaving the construction of the houseboat to their partner.
10. The houseboat is being tested to see if it floats.
11. The houseboat is being built with a working table.
12. The speaker is considering stealing a house to use as a façade.
13. The houseboat is being decorated with a lot of green.
14. The houseboat's façade is being decorated with a wig and a rubber like a hair.
15. The houseboat is being tested to see if it floats with people inside.
16. The houseboat is being decorated with a hallway slide.
17. The houseboat is being compared to a chicken coop.
18. The houseboat is being tested to see if it floats with people inside.
19. The houseboat is being compared to a chicken.
20. The houseboat is being tested to see if it floats with people inside.
21. The houseboat is being compared to a ship.
22. The houseboat is being tested to see if it floats with people inside.
23. The houseboat is being compared to a dog.
24. The houseboat is being tested to see if it floats with people inside.
25. The houseboat is being compared to a person.
26. The houseboat is being tested to see if it floats with people inside.