The text appears to be a script from a performance or a skit, likely humorous in nature, as it involves a conversation between a police officer and a man who is overheating due to the extreme weather. The man, who is suffering from the heat, makes several light-hearted jokes and comments about the situation. The police officer, despite his initial stern demeanor, seems to take the man's comments in good humor and even joins in the jokes. The script also includes music and applause, indicating that it's meant to be performed live. The man eventually loses his cool and starts to melt, leading to a series of hilarious and absurd situations. The police officer continues to interact with the man, even as the situation spirals out of control. The script ends with the police officer taking his badge off and the man expressing his desire to eat ice cream.
1. The temperature is record high, reaching a suffocating 50 degrees Celsius.
2. The term "global warming" is no longer applicable due to the extreme heat, instead, the world is experiencing "global boiling".
3. An old man is struggling in the heat, losing two centimeters with each step.
4. A truck of ice cream is running low, and the heat is causing people to lose their shoes.
5. The conversation shifts to a police officer and a child. The child invites the officer to their house, where the mother is not the only one getting free food.
6. The child mentions that it's obvious they can pay for the food, suggesting a lack of enforcement of laws regarding free food.
7. The police officer is asked to fill out traffic violation reports and give instructions to people, suggesting a mundane job.
8. The child invites the police officer to join them in a game, where they pretend to be police officers and give traffic instructions.
9. The police officer is asked to prove that they are cool, with the child suggesting that the skies are coming back.
10. The police officer and the child engage in a playful exchange, with the child asking the officer to seize any vehicle, and the officer agreeing.
11. The child suggests that the police officer is great and that it was a lot of fun.
12. The police officer is asked to impound a vehicle, and they agree, stating that it's in the name of the law.
13. The police officer is asked to reverse a situation, and they comply.
14. The police officer is asked to count green ones, and they agree, suggesting a playful exchange.
15. The police officer is asked to take away their badge, and they agree.
16. The police officer is asked to walk without paying attention, suggesting a lack of enforcement of laws in the city.
17. The police officer is asked why they have to pay for a sidewalk, and they agree, suggesting a lack of understanding of city rules.
18. The police officer is asked why they didn't pass through a park, and they agree, suggesting a lack of understanding of city rules.
19. The police officer is asked why they didn't continue driving until Royal Ángel, and they agree, suggesting a lack of understanding of city rules.
20. The police officer is asked to turn on the siren, and they agree, suggesting a playful exchange.
21. The police officer is asked to be careful, and they agree, suggesting a playful exchange.
22. The police officer is asked to sit down, and they agree, suggesting a playful exchange.
23. The police officer is asked to remove a mask, and they agree, suggesting a playful exchange.
24. The police officer is asked to apologize, and they agree, suggesting a playful exchange.
25. The police officer is asked if they can eat ice cream, and they agree, suggesting a playful exchange.