The transcript appears to be a script from a magic performance. The magician, Matt Edwards, engages the audience with a humorous and interactive act. He starts by performing a card trick, where he turns the cards face down and asks the audience to touch the back of any card. He then performs a mind-reading act, where he asks the audience to pick a random number, a color, and a celebrity from their minds. He reads the audience's thoughts correctly, surprising them and the judges. The performance ends with the magician's transformation from wearing a camouflage t-shirt to a black one, eliciting laughter and applause from the audience.
1. The speaker has a Razer blade and cautions others not to touch it. (00:00:51.64)
2. The speaker cuts paper with the Razer blade. (00:01:01.80)
3. The speaker eats a meal and requests it to be warmer. (00:01:30.92)
4. The speaker refers to a "Luger" and asks not to be mean. (00:01:42.39)
5. The speaker indicates they will eat all the items at once. (00:02:02.47)
6. The speaker talks about "delashose" and "strings" but the context is unclear. (00:02:15.37, 00:02:24.83)
7. The speaker questions about remembering and eating things. (00:02:32.36)
8. The speaker appreciates a comment and talks about "Brinson". (00:03:33.03)
9. The speaker talks about being more crazy and performs a magic trick. (00:04:13.03, 00:04:44.41)
10. The speaker asks for an answer from someone named "dick". (00:05:17.44)
11. The speaker talks about going to a shop and performing a magic trick. (00:05:41.07, 00:05:45.21)
12. The speaker introduces themselves as Matt Edwards, a magician. (00:07:14.58)
13. The speaker discusses their type of magic and how it differs from other magicians. (00:07:46.98)
14. The speaker performs a magic trick involving a toast and takes off a bra. (00:08:06.44, 00:08:22.79)
15. The audience reacts positively to the magic trick. (00:11:13.71, 00:11:27.40)
16. The speaker discusses their energy and star quality. (00:12:27.29, 00:12:33.68)
17. The speaker mentions their passion and enthusiasm. (00:12:41.77)
18. The speaker performs another magic trick involving a card and a book. (00:14:10.34, 00:14:23.07)
19. The speaker performs a magic trick involving a phone number. (00:17:48.30)
20. The speaker performs a final magic trick involving a house, room color, and celebrity. (00:20:45.32, 00:21:12.21)