The given text appears to be a transcript of a video by Markiplier, a popular YouTuber. In the video, Markiplier welcomes viewers back to his "Try Not To Laugh" challenge. He expresses his excitement to be back home after filming in space with another YouTuber, Markiplier. He introduces a new project called "Distractible," a comedy show where he and Bob Wade share funny stories.
Markiplier plays some videos and talks about his joy in filming and creating content. He also talks about a video that made him laugh, mentioning a scene where a character says, "I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of this [ __ ] right here." He then talks about a game he's playing, Battle City, and gives advice on its gameplay.
Markiplier also talks about a joke he doesn't find funny, mentioning that it's about a family with a "triflin ass" background. He then talks about his life, expressing a longing for potatoes, and describes a simple life he dreams of. He also talks about a deep fart sound he made, which he says was a "big fart".
Finally, Markiplier talks about a video that caught him off guard, mentioning that it made him weak. He thanks viewers for watching, expressing hope that they will also find joy in the upcoming videos. He also mentions a link to "Distractible" in the video description, daring viewers to try not to laugh. He concludes the video by expressing his anticipation for resuming normal video content.
1. The speaker's name is Markiplier and he's welcoming viewers back to the "Try Not to Laugh" challenge.
2. Markiplier has returned home after filming in space.
3. He's eager to resume making videos and expresses joy from an upcoming project.
4. He mentions a project called "Distractible," co-created with Bob Wade, where they share funny stories.
5. He plays some videos and expresses a desire to laugh, as he hasn't done so in a while.
6. He refers to a video where he and Bob Wade are frozen, and they're trying to figure out what a "purple bugler alarm" means, which is a humorous part of the video.
7. He humorously reacts to a video where multiple teenagers are having sex in a school bathroom during school hours, which is not funny to him.
8. He shares a story about a family who all get caught in classrooms, with the narrative humorously referring to Rosa Parks sitting in the front of the bus.
9. He humorously reacts to a video where he's in the Battle City and expresses frustration when he's out of potato blood, which is a running joke in the series.
10. He mentions a 7,000 jackpot in a game, which is a significant amount.
11. He expresses frustration and weakness over a joke that he found unfunny, which caused him to lose the "Try Not to Laugh" challenge.
12. He promises to share more teasers about a project he filmed with Markiplier in space and that videos will resume soon.
13. He thanks viewers and looks forward to seeing them in the next video.