The text appears to be a humorous and somewhat nonsensical monologue. The speaker starts by introducing himself and expressing his intent to engage with the audience. He then launches into a series of random and absurd scenarios, often involving himself in comical situations. These scenarios include a game, a drawing lesson, and a series of events involving a cloud, a fire, a teacher, and a classroom. The speaker frequently breaks the fourth wall and addresses the audience directly, often with a humorous or sarcastic tone. The monologue concludes with the speaker making a final statement about correcting a drawing while living, suggesting a possible ongoing project or performance.
1. The speaker is talking about a bush that has been "pissed on" by them and will ruin the mood. They mention putting a button back in its place.
2. They are discussing the start of a game, mentioning "top top" and winning.
3. They refer to themselves as a garbage dump and mention a man setting them on fire.
4. They mention a fireman's hat that has been unlocked.
5. They mention a drawing lesson and a class at the end of the corridor.
6. They mention a volcano being crowded for matches.
7. They talk about drones building vasoactive, which they interpret as a cafe.
8. They mention a drawing lesson that takes place in a serious minimalist setting.
9. They mention a teacher's desk being stolen.
10. They discuss burning everything in a warehouse, but mention that they can only set fire to a barrel of oil.
11. They mention a bear wanting to eat someone, and they bring up a man named Misha.
12. They mention a forest being saved from evil people.
13. They list several episodes of a show, including one where an employee slips and spills chili.
14. They talk about a fire in the office, and mention that it doesn't bother anyone.
15. They mention a cloud that came to piss everyone off in the city.