The speaker is discussing a unique experiment they conducted, in which they hired a private investigator to follow them for a month without their knowledge. Throughout the month, they remained oblivious to the investigator's presence, constantly worrying about being watched and followed. Despite their best efforts to remain inconspicuous, the investigator managed to gather a surprising amount of information about their daily life, including details about their singing voice, their football skills, and their social interactions. The investigator also noted their habit of wearing a distinctive blue cap, which made them relatively easy to follow.
In the end, the speaker was shocked to discover that the investigator had been able to access some of their passwords, including their home Wi-Fi and Instagram accounts. The investigator recommended that the speaker use a combination of their username and password as their Instagram password, which would make it harder for someone to guess. The speaker agreed to stop the experiment and promised not to hire a private investigator again.
1. The speaker is considering hiring a private investigator to follow them for a month to understand if they would notice any unusual activity.
2. The speaker is unsure where the private investigator would be and what they would be investigating.
3. The speaker has a friend, Aziz, who is helping them find a private investigator.
4. The private investigator is tasked with following the speaker at random points throughout a month.
5. The speaker feels paranoid and anxious, constantly thinking if someone is taking pictures of them or following them.
6. The speaker asks Aziz to ensure that they are not looking over their shoulder every single day.
7. The speaker has made contact with the private investigator, who has been recommended by Aziz.
8. The speaker is worried about the cost of hiring a private investigator, but they want to know their secrets.
9. The private investigator, named Max, has been following the speaker for a month.
10. Max has discovered some details about the speaker's life, such as where they get their coffee and where they meet with an agent.
11. Max has also discovered some of the speaker's passwords, suggesting that they need to change them.
12. The speaker is unhappy with the results of the investigation and instructs Max not to do this again.