The video seems to be a humorous commentary on the absurdities and frustrations of school life. The speaker, who seems to be a young adult, recounts various experiences from their school days, often with a touch of sarcasm and self-deprecating humor.
He starts by expressing his regret for not watching YouTube during his school days, and jokes about the carefree and illiterate life he could have led. He then proceeds to mock his own innocence, claiming he never fed clay to his teacher or poisoned her, and never bought and ate an eraser weighing 3 kilograms.
The speaker then introduces the topic of "PAdhke anpAD" or "PAAD" tips, which he describes as tips for educated idiots. He proceeds to mock these tips, such as carrying books in a bag or in a pencil bottle, and jokes about the cheapness of the speakers they are promoting.
He also shares humorous anecdotes from his school days, such as the time he fell asleep in class and woke up with snoring sounds, and the time he tried to use a phone in class by charging it with Coke. He mocks his school's restrictions, such as not being allowed to keep a phone anywhere, and jokes about the things he had to do to get suspended.
He also shares tips on how to get free products, like using a tetra pack to charge a phone or using a gluestick as a pen stand. He jokes about the problems of studying, suggesting that they need to find new ways to fool the teachers.
The speaker ends the video by promoting a sale in Mivi, a discounted product, and encourages viewers to like and subscribe to the video.
1. The speaker expresses a wish to have watched YouTube during their school life, implying that they believe it would have provided them with a more carefree and illiterate existence [Source: Text].
2. The speaker has never fed clay to their teacher or poisoned her, nor have they ever bought and eaten an eraser weighing 3 kilograms [Source: Text].
3. The speaker has grown up without ever murdering someone [Source: Text].
4. The speaker introduces the topic of 'The giant vs small school supplies' [Source: Text].
5. The speaker asks their grandmother what the topic 'The giant vs small school supplies' means [Source: Text].
6. The speaker identifies the tips being discussed as 'PAdhke anpAD' or 'PAAD' and suggests they are tips for educated idiots or a fart [Source: Text].
7. The speaker questions the correct way to carry books, suggesting a bag or tying them up with a belt [Source: Text].
8. The speaker mentions pens and pencils being stored in a bottle [Source: Text].
9. The speaker expresses frustration about the time and effort put into making cheap speakers [Source: Text].
10. The speaker states that their friends have left for their homes by the time a project is completed [Source: Text].
11. The speaker mentions a product, MIVI Octave, which has 360 audio with full bass and a battery that outlasts a trash party [Source: Text].
12. The speaker suggests removing garbage, but the response is that the garbage being referred to is actually the product being discussed [Source: Text].
13. The speaker asks what 6 times 8 is, implying a lack of basic math knowledge [Source: Text].
14. The speaker mentions a teacher who has sold her eyes online on OLX [Source: Text].
15. The speaker introduces the topic of decorating a ball point pen with hands [Source: Text].
16. The speaker expresses disinterest in decorating a cheap pen worth rupees 2 [Source: Text].
17. The speaker suggests using a glue to turn a pen into a pen drive, expressing a need for a refund [Source: Text].
18. The speaker mentions a problem with a phone charging cable, suggesting that the cable has been damaged [Source: Text].
19. The speaker expresses frustration over not being able to keep a phone in school [Source: Text].
20. The speaker mentions a problem with a teacher announcing them as a chainsmoker if they bought a lighter to fix a pen [Source: Text].
21. The speaker suggests using a phone in the classroom by putting it in a tetra pack [Source: Text].
22. The speaker mentions a teacher who gets mad and starts shooting chewing gum out of her mouth [Source: Text].
23. The speaker introduces the topic of 12 ways to take food to school, including a pen stand, sharpener, notepad, gluestick [Source: Text].
24. The speaker suggests that studying is not as important as the tips being discussed [Source: Text].
25. The speaker mentions a new season of their favorite show 'Savdhaan India' [Source: Text].
26. The speaker mentions a sale in Mivi, where products like the one discussed can be bought at a discount [Source: Text].
27. The speaker encourages viewers to like the video and subscribe [Source: Text].