The video is a humorous compilation of senior year book quotes, shared by a comedian who was not in their senior yearbook. The speaker shares personal anecdotes and observations, often poking fun at themselves and their peers. The video ends with a call for viewers to comment about their own graduation experiences.
1. The speaker starts the video by acknowledging the end of the school year and the upcoming graduations.
2. The speaker expresses a desire to share senior year book quotes, which they did not do in their own senior year.
3. The speaker mentions that they were not in their senior yearbook due to their parents' reluctance to pay for the gown and their lack of participation in senior photos.
4. The speaker shares a quote about liking water, which they claim is 72% of their likes.
5. The speaker jokingly claims to be a legend and not a myth, adding a humorous comment about jumping and "banging" someone named Michelle.
6. The speaker shares a quote about being overweight, suggesting it as a recommendation for anyone who is slightly overweight.
7. The speaker makes a comment about a person named Paulyn Trinh, implying that they were considered attractive in high school.
8. The speaker shares a quote about being sexy in high school, which they claim is easy to achieve.
9. The speaker jokes about the difficulty of high school, comparing it to riding a bike while everything is on fire.
10. The speaker shares a quote about passing an aux cord, implying a suggestion to pass it to someone who has graduated.
11. The speaker shares a quote about not being sexy, followed by a comment about graduating and the end of school.
12. The speaker shares a quote about admitting to being a cheater, but insists it was a joke.
13. The speaker shares a quote about asking God for a bike but knowing it's not how things work.
14. The speaker shares a quote about graduating and not having to deal with school anymore.
15. The speaker shares a quote about being the girlfriend of a person named Morgan.
16. The speaker shares a quote about being released from a four-year sentence, expressing excitement about being free.
17. The speaker shares a quote about being in a never-ending cycle.
18. The speaker shares a quote about not being funny, but being mean, and people thinking they are joking.
19. The speaker shares a quote about being glad to be out of a place and expresses a desire for others to be glad to be out of their own places.
20. The speaker shares a quote about not graduating by default.
21. The speaker shares a quote about being a "Gaylord", claiming it as their actual last name.
22. The speaker shares a quote about wanting to burn down a place, expressing regret that they didn't do it when they had the chance.
23. The speaker shares a quote about hating their name, suggesting they could be called "Carlos Carlos".
24. The speaker shares a quote about having a perfectly normal-sized heart.
25. The speaker shares a quote about stealing girls, expressing a warning to other guys.
26. The speaker shares a quote about being a queen bee, referring to their last name as "Castle".
27. The speaker shares a quote about being unable to graduate due to distraction by their midriff, followed by a comment about having to take a picture early and looking like they're in the middle of saying "is this love?".
28. The speaker shares a quote about it taking a nation of millions to hold them back, referring to their math teacher.
29. The speaker shares a quote about being a twin, suggesting they are the pretty one.
30. The speaker shares a quote about looking better than the person next to them, followed by a comment about not wanting to be associated with them.
31. The speaker ends the video by expressing a hope that the viewers enjoyed it and asking for likes, comments, and subscriptions.