The speaker begins by expressing happiness for their audience's New Year celebrations and sharing their own holiday experiences. They then reveal that they were put on the wanted list by the Belarusian KGB due to their absence during the holidays.
The speaker then shares a secret that their New Year's wish was not to make the last iPhone or MacBook and drive through the thicket for the last time. They also mention that in ordinary countries, special services catch terrorists in Belarus, but the prankster who went to Belarus instead was okay and relaxed.
The speaker then shares a humorous story about a person connected with Belarusian protests who sent them a message warning of an impending kidnapping. They shared various versions of the incident, including one where the person was so desperate to use the toilet that they considered using a simulator first version of the plane.
The speaker then reveals that they actually intercepted the negotiations and that the KGB agent, Mike IK-5, had screwed up the negotiations. They share that they were so handsome and sexy that they were not dating anyone and were not using search engines for cheap air tickets.
The speaker concludes by expressing their love for performing in Ukraine and their enjoyment of the Ukrainian language. They also mention a check from the city mentioned in their concert poster, which was the message they received warning them of the impending incident.
1. The speaker has a humorous take on being put on the wanted list by the Belarusian KGB.
2. The speaker had a secret wish for the New Year: to make the last iPhone, the last MacBook, and to drive through a thicket.
3. The speaker received a message from a person connected with Belarusian protests, warning about an impending kidnapping attempt in Moscow.
4. The speaker received a geo-location from the same person, indicating a property in Moscow where the kidnapping was to take place.
5. The speaker was informed about a plane landing over Belarus, which caused shock and confusion.
6. The speaker received a message about a bob on the plane, which was interpreted as terrorists.
7. The speaker was warned about an upcoming interview, where the speaker was mentioned as a potential target.
8. The speaker's concert reached first place in YouTube trends, while Lukashenko's interview was in eighth place.
9. The speaker was advised to hire private security guards to protect against potential KGB attacks.
10. The speaker discovered that the warning calls were intercepted by Mike IK-5, leading to a misunderstanding about the speaker's safety.
11. The speaker was told that the KGB had a difficult time arresting him due to his notoriety and attractiveness.
12. The speaker expressed his preference for Belarusians in general, but not specifically in Belarus, and his fondness for performing in Ukraine.
13. The speaker was informed that the law in Ukraine requires all posters to be in Ukrainian.