The provided text appears to be a compilation of various short, humorous, and seemingly random statements. It covers a wide range of topics, including school, relationships, daily life, and quirky observations. The speaker expresses a playful and light-hearted tone throughout the text.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text without opinions:
1. "School is not important."
2. "Be whatever you want to be."
3. "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger."
4. "Veganism, companionship, love."
5. "I adopted it from the animal shelter."
6. "Going out to dinner with the keys on the table."
7. "Money in the microwave."
8. "You know how we do work."
9. "Class, come on, say your names."
10. "I'm named Harambee."
11. "You can be magical."
12. "I'm black."
13. "You're so pretty."
14. "Just kidding, just got the brakes fixed."
15. "There's a vulture in front of me."
16. "This is not your land, cow."
17. "How was it?"
18. "To break a leg in an inner boob."
19. "What is in the corner of my...?"
20. "Someone asked you to homecoming?"
21. "I'm supposed to be having a great summer."
22. "Who's ready to start class?"
23. "How are you all feeling?"
24. "I love chocolate."
25. "Gasoline is not a food."
26. "I just saved my own self without even knowing."
27. "You're watching Disney Channel."
28. "Anesthesiologist."
29. "I got ran over six times."
30. "I know you want me."
31. "I'm married to Lucifer."
32. "Do you babe?"
33. "What is the emergency number? 911."
34. "I wanna be a horse."
35. "Are you freaking dumb?"
36. "You know who got whipped? My ancestors."
37. "What's your favorite piece of artwork?"
38. "Get you a girl who can do both."
39. "Did you hear that? Never mind."
40. "Can you leave me alone?"
41. "I don't even want to be here."
Please note that some of the text contained non-standard language and may not form coherent statements.