The text appears to be a humorous monologue from a young person about their experience with a medical procedure. The speaker expresses fear and discomfort about the procedure, comparing it to a horror movie scene. They also discuss their hospital stay, mentioning the unpleasant food, the intimidating doctors, and the strange hospital environment.
The speaker's friend, Zina, who was also in the hospital, teaches them about hospital life, sharing tips and tricks. However, Zina is discharged before the speaker can share their experiences with her. The speaker is then assigned a new roommate, Masha, and they prepare to share their hospital stories.
1. The speaker expresses fear about potential medical examinations, including the possibility of finding a disease, receiving a large injection, or being sent to the hospital.
2. The speaker talks about their fear of telescopes, particularly looking at stars, which is described as a hobby.
3. The speaker mentions the lack of likes and subscriptions on Instagram and suggests that prescribing 150 for others can lead to more likes and subscriptions.
4. The speaker expresses their fear of hospitals, referencing unpleasant memories from past hospitalizations, especially during hot summer months.
5. The speaker describes their discomfort with the food in hospital canteens, stating that the taste is not enjoyable while in the hospital.
6. The speaker mentions a childhood experience with candies from China that led to stomach issues and a hospital visit.
7. The speaker was diagnosed with acute gastritis and put on a strict diet, which they found difficult to follow.
8. The speaker describes their hospital stay, mentioning their roommate, Zina, who taught them about life in the hospital and shared tips and tricks.
9. The speaker discusses their fear of a procedure called gastroscopy, which they describe as involving a hose being put in the mouth to examine the stomach.
10. The speaker describes a diagnostic procedure involving an ultrasound and an egg yolk, which they found uncomfortable and potentially dangerous.
11. The speaker's hospital roommate, Zina, is discharged and replaced by a new neighbor named Masha.