The speaker begins by expressing his discomfort at discovering he's an inconvenient person, and describes a peculiar habit he has of recording himself farting into his phone. He then recounts a humorous anecdote about a time he had to make a call while the smell in his phone was particularly strong.
He discusses his dream of owning a Subaru car and the amusing way he can spell "Subaru" by reversing the letters. The speaker also engages in a discussion about gender fluidity and sex change, implying that all women except one's own are essentially the same.
He then talks about a friend named Clarinha, and expresses his love for her. He clarifies that while he loves her, she is just a friend. The speaker then gets into a heated argument with his partner, accusing her of being jealous and indecisive.
The speaker then switches to a humorous tone, discussing the absurdity of jealousy and the idea of women being able to stay on top in any situation. He recounts a story of being warned by a woman on the street, and the two options he had: to be jealous or to pretend he doesn't care.
He then discusses the concept of "chocolate" in relationships, a term he uses to describe a woman who gives a man chocolate as a symbol of affection. He recounts a story of Valentine's Day where a woman gave him chocolate, and how he feels about it.
The speaker then talks about strange women who refuse to buy condoms with their partner, and how they think about what people might think of them. He recounts a story about his mother running out of pads and him having to buy them.
He then talks about his mother's advice to him about a woman's cycle, and how he doesn't understand it. He discusses a woman named Lilian, and how he's told to guide her in a certain direction.
The speaker then talks about a woman who is angry at him for making a video about her, and how he hopes she liked it. He then thanks his audience for watching and invites them to follow him on social media.
1. The speaker found out about being an inconvenient person.
2. They have a sister and they use their cell phone in unusual ways.
3. They made a call and noticed a smell on their phone.
4. They have a dream to buy a Subaru car.
5. They discuss sexuality and gender changes.
6. They mention a woman on WhatsApp and their mother.
7. They discuss a woman's behavior and jealousy.
8. They found a chicken and remember a friend named Clarinha.
9. They discuss their relationship with Clarinha and a potential client at Clarinha.
10. They mention a photo of Clarinha on Instagram and their reaction to it.
11. They discuss a woman's behavior in public and their reactions to it.
12. They mention a woman in a burqa and their reactions to it.
13. They discuss the roles of men and women in relationships.
14. They mention a woman named Luiz and their interactions with her.
15. They discuss the concept of "chocolate" in relationships.
16. They mention a woman's reactions to a Valentine's Day gift.
17. They discuss condoms and their reactions to them.
18. They mention a woman's reactions to a condom purchase.
19. They discuss a woman's reactions to the use of pads.
20. They discuss a woman's reactions to a woman's vagina.
21. They discuss a woman's reactions to a woman's behavior.
22. They discuss a woman's reactions to a woman's appearance.
23. They discuss a woman's reactions to a woman's behavior.
24. They discuss a woman's reactions to a woman's behavior.