FUNNIEST TEXTS FROM EXS - Summary

Summary

The conversation is between two former partners who are still carrying on their emotional struggle. The woman expresses her anger and resentment towards her ex, using harsh words and making sarcastic remarks. She threatens to "shoot" him if she had a gun, and expresses her desire for him to stay far away from her. She also talks about her ex-boyfriend's new relationship and her excitement about it.

The man, on the other hand, tries to apologize and reconcile, but the woman rejects his attempts. He admits to having cheated on her but denies it was intentional. The conversation becomes more bitter and hostile as they both try to hurt each other with their words.

The woman ends the conversation by wishing him to stay 92,935,700 miles away from her and expresses her excitement about her ex-husband becoming a famous actor. The man, in response, wishes her happiness and ends the conversation by expressing his hope that she will forget him.

Facts

1. The conversation begins with the person expressing a wish for their ex to be hit by a bus.
2. They also mention a desire to drive to their ex's house and die on their porch.
3. The person talks about their ex's texts and how they wish to be rid of them.
4. They express a desire for their ex to be sent to a place where they can be with their own kind.
5. They ask if the ex still hates them to which the response is affirmative.
6. They mention a hypothetical scenario where they would shoot the ex twice if they were in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and the ex.
7. They express a desire for the ex to stay 92,935,700 miles away from them.
8. They ask the ex if they want to be the Sun in their life, to which the ex agrees.
9. They express jealousy over the ex's upcoming move to LA and their ex-husband becoming a famous actor.
10. They mention their mother's excitement for their move to LA and their plans to get their ex's autograph on the divorce certificate.
11. They express disinterest in the ex's new lifestyle and the ex's attempts to move on and forget them.
12. They mention their ex's attempt to change their number and their plans to get a new phone.
13. They express regret for cheating on the ex and ask for another chance.
14. They express admiration for the ex's eyes, laugh, and beauty.
15. They confess to being suffocated by the ex's actions and express a need for the ex to move on and forget them.
16. They express surprise at the ex's request to move back together in a dream and the ex's refusal to consider it.
17. They express frustration at the ex's attempts to get back together and their refusal to consider it.
18. They express a desire for the ex to move on and forget them, using examples of reminders of the ex in their daily life.
19. They express disdain for the ex's attempts to get back together and their refusal to consider it.
20. They express a desire for the ex to move on and forget them, using examples of reminders of the ex in their daily life.