Камеди Клаб «Табличка» Харламов, Батрутдинов, Кравец, Иванов, Аверин, Скороход, Смирнов - Summary

Summary

The transcript appears to be a meeting held in a large company, likely in Moscow. The meeting is about a significant issue that needs to be resolved: a simple yet important sign that needs to be attached to a boss's door. The meeting involves various department heads and leaders of enterprises.

The discussion revolves around whether the sign should be glued or nailed to the door. Various arguments are presented, some suggesting the use of glue due to its convenience, while others argue against it because it could give the company an image of being toxic. The meeting ends with a decision to hold a briefing with all departments to teach them about updates and deadlines, and to coordinate the lead managers on door naming issues. The meeting also mentions the creation of a focus group to gather responses on the issue. The meeting ends with a sense of frustration and confusion, but also a sense of determination to resolve the issue.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The meeting is taking place on the 47th floor of a building in Moscow.
2. The meeting is attended by the heads of representative offices, heads of departments, and leaders of enterprises.
3. Viktor Sergeevich is the supply manager who is supposed to give a report.
4. The meeting is about a trivial question regarding a sign on the boss's door.
5. The question is whether to glue or nail the sign.
6. The glue is considered toxic, and the company wants to avoid being seen as a "toxic company".
7. The company has a "meta-free philosophy" that is being referenced in the discussion.
8. A focus group of 150 respondents will be gathered to decide on the issue.
9. The company uses a system called the "alpha deepie system" to make decisions.
10. The creative director of the company earns 1 million rubles per month.
11. The company is considering using screws made from recycled ocean waste to attach the sign.
12. The screws would be consistent with the company's mission.
13. A briefing will be organized on the following Friday to discuss the issue further.
14. A telegram channel and a focus group will be created to discuss the issue.