The text appears to be a dialogue or a monologue with a lot of colloquial language, jokes, and references that might not make much sense out of context. It seems to be a mix of everyday language and some sort of performance or a play. Here's a more structured summary:
- The speaker talks about a product that costs 2000 rubles and mentions a bad word from a label.
- There's a mention of pensions in Russia and a product named "123 coconut".
- The speaker talks about their family, referring to their grandmother and how she carried their glasses and harmonica.
- There are references to food and stores, mentioning fruits, vegetables, and a market.
- The speaker talks about a gift they received, possibly a phone, and expresses surprise that it's broken.
- The speaker talks about a doctor's visit and the cost of medication.
- There are references to a "Grandma Akihito" and a "Pushkin Gert", possibly names of people or places.
- The speaker talks about their physical condition and fitness regimen, mentioning weights and a gym.
- There's a mention of a hipster lifestyle and a critique of it.
- The speaker talks about their plans for the future, mentioning buying more things and increasing their standard of living.
- The speaker talks about their family again, mentioning a grandmother and a grandson.
- There's a mention of a security guard and a fire hazard.
- The speaker ends the dialogue with a joke about matches and a reference to a song named "Blue Bloods".
1. The person mentioned that a product they bought cost 2000 rubles and a bad word was mentioned on the label.
2. The speaker was crazy and mentioned that everyone's pension will be increased in Russia.
3. The speaker's grandmother bought at least one thing, possibly a coconut.
4. The speaker was born from a neighbor's shack and had a carrot.
5. The speaker saw giant pears in a store.
6. The speaker wished they had already taken something they saw.
7. The speaker mentioned a brand, 'la', and Gucci brought oars of vodka.
8. The speaker mentioned that fabrics are sold at the market.
9. The speaker wished they had bought Catherine Ross and mentioned an apple was brought by someone.
10. The speaker mentioned they knitted some socks.
11. The speaker mentioned feeding something in the trash.
12. The speaker mentioned having a lot of kinchik chiyo tag.
13. The speaker mentioned that everyone there is pretty and like grandma.
14. The speaker mentioned sweets and having grandma's eyes for tea.
15. The speaker mentioned a recipe for anti 3 walls three times a day.
16. The speaker mentioned buying a hospital and equipment.
17. The speaker mentioned a shooting gallery and tying up of equipment.
18. The speaker mentioned popular music.
19. The speaker mentioned a new mirror and a broken one.
20. The speaker mentioned a table by dates and a phone.
21. The speaker mentioned buying a broken SIM card and all the photos.
22. The speaker mentioned a chest being stolen and a leg pyncheon for one personal mobile operator.
23. The speaker mentioned buying an ice cream stall for change.
24. The speaker mentioned someone named Grandma Akihito.
25. The speaker mentioned benefits being really strong.
26. The speaker mentioned a physical training uniform.
27. The speaker mentioned cybernetics and not being a disgrace to grandma.
28. The speaker mentioned forcing weights to lift granny.
29. The speaker mentioned having a small pension and being pestered by grandma.
30. The speaker mentioned security and taking matches.
31. The speaker mentioned blue bloods and being shy.
32. The speaker mentioned a lot of nothing but will have 40 economy.
33. The speaker mentioned a goblin and being somewhere.
34. The speaker mentioned another mirror and two three barrels on.