The text appears to be a conversation or monologue from a video or podcast, likely from a comedian or entertainer. The speaker starts by expressing surprise and wonders what's happening. They then recall waking up to find their door open, which was unusual as they were not at home. They called their reception desk and asked for security guards to investigate.
The speaker then discusses the possibility of the doors opening due to wind, referencing a location called Baixão. They express relief when they learn that the security guards have arrived at their house and are investigating. They explain that the doors were left open when they left their room, and the corridor they lead to is accessible to others.
The speaker then shares a personal anecdote about a previous incident of a door opening unexpectedly, leading to a security investigation. They express concern and fear about the incident, and emphasize the importance of not invading others' spaces.
The speaker then shifts to a lighter tone, joking about a Halloween party and a CrossFit competition. They describe a spooky abandoned house and joke about a dog's excessive urination. They conclude the monologue with a humorous comment about their misfortune and misery.
1. The speaker woke up to find their door open, indicating they were not at home.
2. The security guards from the condominium were already on site.
3. The speaker found chocolate on the floor in their room, which they believe was moved by the intruder.
4. The speaker believes the door was opened by the wind, as it often squeaks.
5. The security guards searched the house from end to end.
6. The speaker is scared and worried about the incident.
7. The speaker represents all YouTubers and is concerned about the impact of such incidents on the public.
8. The speaker is ready for a workout, despite the recent incident.
9. The speaker is ordering food from iFood due to not having dinner at home.
10. The speaker lost weight through CrossFit.
11. The speaker is competing in a race with a slipper.
12. The speaker is exploring an abandoned house in the condominium.
13. The speaker is taking a dog for a walk and letting it urinate.
14. The speaker is worried about invading someone's private property.
15. The speaker ends the video by expressing a mix of misfortune and misery.