The speaker begins by confirming that a goat has indeed fallen over and died. They then proceed to track down the goat's terror, who now runs a dance studio in Ohio called Savelii Dance and Martial Art Studio. The speaker manages to get in touch with him and they arrange to fly to Ohio to meet him.
Upon arrival, they witness a demonstration where the hamster is stared at off-camera, causing it to eventually stop moving and drop to the floor. The speaker expresses surprise at this, only for the host to reveal that the hamster was actually alive and well, contrary to what they saw. The host's wife had advised him not to show the video of the hamster "dying" to the guests who had traveled to Ohio to see it.
The speaker is skeptical of the claims, but the host insists that it's possible for animals not to die under certain circumstances. The host then proceeds to demonstrate various martial arts moves, including the "triangle of death" and the "clear airway circulation". The speaker expresses amusement and disbelief at the demonstrations, particularly the military-style moves that the host claims to have learned at Fort Bragg.
The host then reveals that he has a video of himself breaking a watermelon with his fingers, a feat that the speaker finds hard to believe. He describes his own experience of breaking boards with his fingers when he was a kid, which he claims is easier than it looks. The host agrees, stating that it's easier than walking on hot coals.
The conversation then turns to the military, with the speaker mentioning General Stubblebine, who was a fan of the show and believed in the host's claims. The speaker expresses surprise at this, given Stubblebine's position as head of Army Intelligence. They discuss the concept of atoms and the idea that the wall is mostly made up of space, leading to a discussion about the limitations of human understanding and perception.
1. The speaker is discussing a video where a person named Savelii, who runs a dance studio in Ohio, is shown staring at a hamster for a period of time, causing it to eventually stop moving and die.
2. The speaker flies to Ohio to meet Savelii and watch the video.
3. Savelii's wife advises him not to show certain parts of the video, including the part where the hamster dies.
4. Savelii shows the speaker a video of himself performing martial arts techniques, including the "triangle of death".
5. The speaker is amused by the video and expresses interest in seeing more of it.
6. The speaker mentions that he enjoys watching fake martial arts videos more than almost anything else.
7. The speaker is shown a video of Savelii performing a technique where he stands behind a person and appears to cause their legs to go limp.
8. The speaker expresses admiration for Savelii's martial arts skills and suggests that he is better than him.
9. The speaker talks about his own experiences with martial arts, including a demonstration he performed at a school when he was a young boy.
10. The speaker explains that the key to breaking boards with your fingers is to hold them in a way that aligns with the grain of the wood.
11. The speaker shares that he was never able to break boards during these demonstrations, suggesting that they were easy to break.
12. The speaker mentions that there were many people, particularly in the 80s and 90s, who were teaching fake martial arts and had gone into the military or police.
13. The speaker discusses the idea that the military credo of "thinking outside the box" led to the development of techniques like the one Savelii is performing.
14. The speaker mentions that he knows a person named Kelly who has a similar interest in killing goats with their mind.
15. The speaker talks about Dean General Stubblebine, who was head of Army Intelligence and a fan of Alex Jones, a conspiracy theorist.
16. The speaker discusses a video where Stubblebine attempts to walk through a wall, suggesting that he believes in the power of the mind.