The text is a dialogue between two characters, Vanya and Alice. Vanya is a vampire, bitten by a descendant of Count Dracula, who is doomed to an eternal life of suffering. He is trying to find a way to break the curse and become human again. Alice, on the other hand, is a human who has been bitten by a vampire and is also trying to find a solution to her new condition.
Vanya and Alice meet in a cemetery, where Vanya was attacked by a vampire. Alice, who is also searching for a way to become human again, is shown a sign on Vanya's wrist, which indicates that he was bitten by a vampire. Alice's friend, who is also a vampire, confirms that Vanya is indeed a vampire.
The two vampires, Vanya and Alice's friend, decide to help Alice break the curse. They tell her that she needs to find an old witch who is hiding in a deep forest near old trees with cones. The witch can make a potion that can turn a vampire back into a human. However, the potion requires several rare ingredients, including coriander root, strawberries, iron, women's hair, and ancient ginger.
Alice sets out to find the ingredients. She manages to find coriander root and strawberries, but she struggles to find the other ingredients. Meanwhile, Vanya and Alice's friend continue to hunt for humans, and Alice continues to search for the ingredients. Despite the challenges, Alice remains determined to break the curse and become human again.
1. The text is a dialogue where two characters, Vanya and Alice, are discussing various topics.
2. Vanya talks about a boring day and a girl he met during the summer.
3. Vanya mentions a video he needs to upload to his channel.
4. Alice is described as a ruler who controls Vanya's actions.
5. Vanya expresses gratitude to an unspecified entity.
6. He mentions a girl who sent him a girlfriend, but he didn't send her money for the minibus.
7. Vanya is worried about his mom coming home from work and him being late.
8. He discusses logical thinking and mathematical calculations.
9. Vanya realizes the shortest way to his house is through a cemetery.
10. Vanya mentions a friend who is cleaning the house, implying they used to be scared of each other.
11. Vanya is attacked in the cemetery and finds a sign on him the next morning.
12. He believes he was bitten by an old vampire.
13. Vanya and his friend search for information online about vampires and bite marks.
14. Vanya's friend ties him up and they are late for school.
15. Vanya mentions a math exam he has to take.
16. Alice talks about new elves she bought.
17. Vanya is attacked and bitten by an old vampire named Esmeralda.
18. Vanya finds out he was bitten by the descendant of Count Dracula and will be doomed to eternal life and suffering.
19. Vanya is advised to find an old witch in a deep forest near old trees with cones to become human again.
20. The witch mentions the ingredients needed for the potion: old I am from the world, coriander root, 3 strawberries, iron, women's hair, and ancient ginger.
21. Vanya is warned that he will not be able to collect all the ingredients in time because tomorrow is the full moon.
22. Vanya and Alice meet Albert, another vampire, on a deserted island.
23. Albert explains how he became a vampire in 1523 and was bitten by a vampire who was chasing him.
24. Albert mentions a vampire hunter who wants to kill vampires because his daughter was bitten by a vampire.
25. Albert shares the recipe for the potion and asks Vanya to make it.
26. Vanya struggles to find all the ingredients and is late at night when he finally starts making the potion.
27. Vanya's mom gives him a hare's blood and a fox's stomach as a snack.
28. Vanya is tired and goes to bed, while Alice goes to hunt foxes.
29. Vanya wakes up the next day and realizes he has become human again.