The user, identified as "Albert", is playing a game on MovieStarPlanet and expresses frustration with the site's age restrictions, despite claiming to be 22 years old. Albert mocks the game's security, stating that he can easily bypass it. He also mentions receiving a "virus" that he believes is a prank, and expresses his desire to become a famous movie star.
Albert discusses his real life, mentioning that he is 17 years old and lives with two dead pets. He also talks about his dogs and his birth certificate, which he claims shows he is 22. Despite these claims, the game continues to only allow adults over 18.
Albert then discusses his character's appearance in the game, mentioning that he looks like his girlfriend and fears the consequences of this. He also talks about receiving gifts in the game and mentions his desire to feel pain in the game by having a voodoo doll of his real-life girlfriend squished.
Throughout the conversation, Albert expresses his dislike for the game, mentioning its laggy performance and the poor quality of the other players. He also talks about his desire to become a VIP member of the game, which he believes will provide him with better access and privileges.
Albert ends the conversation by expressing his desire to return to the game under a new username, "yellow water", and to make new friends. He also repeats his request for viewers not to steal his credit card information.
1. The text appears to be a transcript from a video game, likely Moviestarplanet, as indicated by the references to the game's features and terms.
2. The speaker, referred to as "Albert," describes their experience in the game, including their attempts to bypass the game's age restriction.
3. Albert mentions having two dogs, which they claim to have cremated and sneeze into their dust.
4. Albert states they are 17 years old but has a birthday listed as 22 on Famous Birthdays.
5. Albert expresses a desire to become a movie star and to become rich, suggesting they are using the game as a means to achieve these goals.
6. Albert discusses their character's appearance in the game and mentions they have a girlfriend in real life.
7. Albert talks about the game's security measures and how they believe they have found a way to bypass them.
8. Albert mentions receiving gifts in the game, including a dog and a coin, and expresses a desire to have more.
9. Albert describes their interactions with other players in the game, including arguments and exchanges.
10. Albert mentions the game's lag and expresses frustration with it.
11. Albert refers to the game's VIP feature and expresses a desire to have it, viewing it as a way to distance themselves from poorer players.
12. Albert talks about the game's police system and how it removes players who are not VIP from VIP areas.
13. Albert discusses their attempts to evade taxes in the game and asks for help in doing so.
14. Albert mentions being locked out of their cow by another player in the game.
15. Albert appears to be upset about being banned from the game, possibly for being over the age of 12.
16. Albert discusses the treatment they receive after paying for a week's membership, implying dissatisfaction.
17. Albert asks others not to steal their credit card information, indicating a concern about security in the game.
18. Albert expresses a desire to return to the game and create new friends, suggesting they may have been banned or removed from the game.