The text is a transcript of a comedy show where two participants, Daniel "Golden Whip" Cross and Yuri Muzichenko, are competing in the "Give bream" tournament. This is the third season of the show and it seems to have some new rules, including a "sudden bream" rule.
During the competition, both participants are given one minute to make the other laugh and then give them a "super slap". If no one laughs after a minute, the person who initiated the slap gets a "bream attack". The tournament is held in a bar named "Crazy Daisy" in Moscow.
The transcript shows a playful and humorous interaction between the two participants, with a lot of laughter and banter. The competition seems to be a mix of comedy, physical comedy, and a bit of a game show format. The participants make jokes about each other, the audience, and the rules of the competition, and the audience seems to be enjoying the show.
1. The text is a transcript of the third season of "Give bream," an All-Russian ryboprikladstvu tournament held in a bar called "Crazy Daisy" in Moscow.
2. The reigning champion of the tournament is Daniel "Golden Whip" Cross.
3. Yuri Muzichenko, referred to as the "dark horse" of the tournament, is participating for the first time.
4. The rules of the third season are complex, with participants taking turns to make each other laugh and give a "super Slap."
5. If no one laughs after a minute, the attacker gets a bream.
6. The tournament features a "Sudden bream" rule, where at any time, the phrase "Sudden bream" can be called to give a bonus bream to a participant who didn't have time to react.
7. The tournament is scored, with bonus points for a "Sudden bream."
8. The text contains a humorous exchange between Daniel Cross and Yuri Muzichenko, with references to body parts and sexual humor.
9. The tournament involves a variety of physical challenges, including a "bream" where participants slap each other.
10. The participants engage in banter and teasing, with Daniel Cross referring to himself as a "clown" and Yuri Muzichenko responding with a humorous retort.