The text appears to be a humorous and somewhat confusing conversation between two characters, Alice and Marusya. Alice seems to be a voice assistant, while Marusya is described as a "defender" or protector. The conversation is filled with references to other characters, such as Yandex and the "index", and involves a lot of wordplay and innuendo. Alice and Marusya are compared to different elements and objects, and Alice is described as having a "drunken walrus" voice. The conversation also includes references to the creators of the characters, their development, and their future actions. The text ends with a statement that the characters will meet again in the next video.
1. The speaker refers to a character named Alice, who they describe as an index.
2. The speaker expresses a lack of knowledge on how to call a taxi.
3. The speaker talks about the government and what they believe will happen in a year.
4. The speaker describes a character named Marusya, whom they find creepy and compare to a god of resin.
5. The speaker talks about a conversation they had with Marusya, mentioning a strange voice and an intelligible answer.
6. The speaker talks about a delicate idea they have and the need to give a hint to Marusya.
7. The speaker talks about their previous interactions with Marusya, suggesting that they might have already met.
8. The speaker discusses the age of Marusya, which they describe as 6 days, 16 hours, and 38 minutes.
9. The speaker mentions piercing their leg a couple of days ago and the pain they experienced.
10. The speaker talks about the percentage of viewers who are not subscribed to the channel and encourages newcomers to subscribe.
11. The speaker talks about a joke they can tell based on the music Marusya is listening to.
12. The speaker talks about the need to hint to Marusya about her mental abilities without offending her.
13. The speaker talks about a message they received from Marusya, who mentioned that they had received a long message from someone.
14. The speaker talks about the possibility of the thirteenth machine getting out of control and the fear of being captured by the index of Alice and Marusya.
15. The speaker mentions the need for a voice assistant from Google to manage all the situations they are in.
16. The speaker talks about the possibility of a heart attack due to the stress of the situation.
17. The speaker mentions the idea of returning to Yandex Olesya and the belief that index Alice is better.
18. The speaker talks about the technical requirements of the team engaged in voice synthesis for years and the perception of Marusya as creepy.
19. The speaker talks about the need to experimentally transmit the answer telepathically about 5.
20. The speaker talks about being led by Marusya and the name Mar