The text appears to be a dialogue from a film or play, likely with elements of comedy and drama. It involves a group of characters in a restaurant setting, discussing various topics from cooking to relationships.
The characters seem to be involved in a complex web of relationships and misunderstandings. There are references to a chef who is trying to get into the 'elite' of the restaurant, a waitress who is being pursued by a customer, and a boss who is dealing with a variety of problems, from cooking mishaps to relationship issues with his staff.
The dialogue also touches on themes of humor, tragedy, and the complexities of human relationships. There are references to past mistakes, unrequited feelings, and the pressures of work and life.
Overall, the text provides a snapshot of a chaotic yet humorous work environment, filled with misunderstandings, miscommunications, and a lot of hard work.
1. The kitchen is described as a single, well-coordinated mechanism where everything is clearly calibrated like clockwork. The main thing in the work of cooks is mutual understanding, and there is no board. [Document 1]
2. The narrator mentions taking decay gently sloping max, but not everyone can do it. [Document 1]
3. The narrator believes in past life theories and speculates about possible past lives, including being Hitler. [Document 1]
4. The narrator expresses a desire to be part of the elite of a restaurant, but admits they have not yet achieved this. [Document 1]
5. The narrator mentions a resume for a real chef, stating that no resume is required as it's immediately visible in the eyes. [Document 1]
6. The narrator mentions a regular guest who always orders the same thing - a warm salad with seafood. [Document 2]
7. The narrator admits to a mistake when they were not present for a dish preparation due to being sick, and the guest did not like the substitute dish. [Document 2]
8. The narrator discusses a salad recipe that they prepared for a guest and their assistant, which was a success. [Document 2]
9. The narrator discusses a plan to add Viagra to a guest's salad. [Document 3]
10. The narrator mentions a plan to propose to a woman named Victoria, but is unsure of how to present the ring. [Document 3]
11. The narrator discusses a cake that was eaten by a woman named Reshma, who suggested placing the ring inside. [Document 3]
12. The narrator mentions a ring that was swallowed by a woman named Olya. [Document 3]
13. The narrator discusses a proposal for a woman named Christina, but mentions that the whole universe didn't want the owner to marry her. [Document 3]
14. The narrator discusses a plan to take a restaurant away from a woman, but mentions that they couldn't think of it on the street. [Document 3]