Jordan Schlansky’s Final CONAN Appearance - CONAN on TBS - Summary

Summary

Conan O'Brien and his team discuss the mysterious role of their associate producer, Jordan Schlansky, who has worked for the show for 26 years but no one knows what he does. They revisit a segment from 2013 where Conan catches Jordan showing up late for work and goes through his office to try and figure out what his job is. Jordan eventually lists a bunch of fake responsibilities, including reporting breaking news on CNN. Seth Rogen is a guest on the show.

Facts

1. There is an associate producer named Jordan Schlansky on a show.
2. The host of the show is unsure of what Jordan does.
3. Jordan has been working on the show for 26 years.
4. The host has asked Jordan's superiors and colleagues, but they do not know what he does.
5. The host shot a remote with Jordan back in 2013.
6. In the remote, Jordan is shown coming into work late and has unusual items in his office.
7. The host confronts Jordan about his job duties and asks him to explain what he does on the show.
8. Jordan responds by saying that he completes various tasks assigned to him.
9. The host insists that Jordan tells him what he specifically does for the show.
10. Jordan eventually responds by saying that he provides breaking news updates, shown through a comedic news segment.