The text appears to be a dialogue or a monologue from a performance or a show, possibly a comedy or a talk show. The speaker talks about various experiences and anecdotes from his life, including a story about a prank played in the State Duma, a trip to Thailand, and a humorous incident at a film set. He also mentions a story from his time in a water polo club, where he had to use an unusual strategy to win a game. The speaker also shares a funny story about a time he was ill on a film set and ended up with his scarf in the toilet. He concludes by saying that he has never had any embarrassing stories, but he shares a humorous anecdote about a time he was involved in a film with Zyryan, a Russian rapper.
1. The speaker's first release for school stories is being announced.
2. They have prepared many surprises for the audience.
3. The speaker has more than just these nasty stories.
4. They joke about "zashkvar" every day.
5. The speaker once participated in a prank involving a glass of water and the LDPR party.
6. The speaker had an unusual experience during a speech where they had to change glasses while speaking.
7. The speaker has a story about a trip to Thailand.
8. The speaker has a story about an embarrassing incident during a water polo game.
9. The speaker has a story about a filming incident involving a family tattoo.
10. The speaker has a story about an incident with Zyryans.