This transcript appears to be a humorous and informal conversation discussing various instances of students getting into trouble at school. The students discuss a range of incidents, including getting detention for yelling, flying a juice bottle like an airplane, saying "shut up" in class, using disruptive language, and even more unusual behaviors such as drinking paint. The tone of the conversation is light-hearted and appears to be a form of storytelling or gossip among friends.
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1. Timothy got detention for yelling when a student dropped a book on death.
2. A student got detention for flying a juice bottle like an airplane during review.
3. A student got detention for saying "shut up" in English class.
4. Joe got detention in geometry for his behavior in class.
5. Dan got detention for calling a teacher a name.
6. A student got detention for looking at cat pictures during class.
7. A student got detention for using the F-word in the hall.
8. Brandy got detention for passing a note in class that said "your hair has a boner."
9. A student got detention for volunteering to be a target for a paper spear.
10. Lucas got detention for searching for "boobies" on his phone while other students were looking.
11. A student got detention for asking another student to show him their "booty hole."
12. Danny got detention for trying to set fire to the lab.
13. Mason got detention for looking at his classmates while they were dressed.
14. Toma got detention for wearing a gorilla suit to class.
15. A student got detention for yelling "I'm gonna twerk on you at homecoming."
16. Jacob got detention for taking off his shirt in middle class and yelling.
17. Johnny got detention for looking at pictures of male sexual organs during class.
18. Elijah got detention for stapling students' heads together.
19. Andy got detention for opening a window during class.
20. Anthony got detention for disrupting class by standing up and unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a Superman t-shirt.
21. A student got detention for yelling "sausage" in class.
22. Lucas got detention for saying "I had my eyes closed" when caught looking up a classmate's dress.
23. Paige got detention for thumping another student on the head with a Bible and screaming "infidel."
24. Danny got detention for standing up in class and saying "show me your booty hole."
25. A student got detention for trying to set fire to the lab.
26. Mason got detention for looking at his classmates while they were dressed.
27. Toma got detention for wearing a gorilla suit to class.
28. A student got detention for yelling "Yolo" across the class.
29. Michael got detention for looking at pictures of pugs without permission.
30. A student got detention for telling another student to "go back to their house on the island."
31. Nestor got detention for watching the Olympic ice hockey game during class.
32. A student got detention for making a comment about another student's mom.
33. Jacob got detention for saying "I'm protecting Gotham City."
34. A student got detention for humping another student's head.
35. Casey got detention for making a comment about leaping with intent to fly.
36. Jack got detention for smiling too much.
37. Trey got detention for having loud flatulence.
38. A student got detention for pinching people who were not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day.
39. A student got detention for taking off their shirt and pretending their pencil was a wand.
40. Lucas got detention for searching for "boobies" on his phone while other students were looking.
41. A student got detention for drawing a chicken with mouth anatomy and displaying it in class.
42. Andrew got detention for telling his teacher that she got "pwned."
43. A student got detention for jamming a pencil into an electrical outlet.
44. Sunan got detention for trying to set fire to the lab.
45. A student got detention for twerking on the wall and screaming "I'm Miley Cyrus."
46. A student got detention for horseplaying with Tim and twisting his nipples.
47. A student got detention for pooping on fellow students for money.
48. A student got detention for putting their feces on others for money.
49. A student got detention for disrespecting a teacher after being spoken to about it.
50. A student got detention for pulling her pants down and showing her behind to a teacher.
51. A student got detention for mooning a teacher from a distance.
52. Kevin got detention for defying instructions from a teacher to go straight to the train station and instead going for a Slurpee.
53. A student got detention for grabbing his crotch and ignoring requests to stop.
54. Brandon got detention for being insubordinate and ignoring requests to stop.
55. A student got detention for saying that their project was going to "blow."
56. Miranda got detention for pouring vomit and urine on another student's hair.
57. Briona got detention for reading a book during class.
58. A student got detention for dropping the F-bomb on a girl.
59. A student broke into school and put a car in the hallway.
60. Katy got detention for standing up and screaming "I'm volunteering" at the top of her lungs.
61. Chris got caught with his pants down to his thighs while a female student was on her knees in front of him.
62. A student got an unexcused tardy for saying "I'm not late, I'm just really early for tomorrow."
63. A student got detention for drinking paint.