This is a detailed play-by-play of a game played by the speaker, who seems to be a fan of the series "Gravity Falls". The speaker is tired and tries to continue his gaming session in a consciousness that is draining him. He mentions a Bill Cipher, a character from the series, and discusses how he can be killed if a lot of it is gone. He encourages his audience to like the game to potentially inspire a new series of "Gravity Falls".
The speaker shares his gaming strategy, mentioning codes and objects like brains, zombies, and a cross. He also talks about unicorn hair and a circle made out of it. He seems to be trying different combinations to progress in the game.
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1. The speaker is tired and wants to sleep, but is interrupted by a diary entry mentioning that Bill Cipher can be killed by waking up from a particular consciousness.
2. The speaker mentions a series called Gravity Falls, which they claim is the last one they will make. They encourage viewers to like the series and suggest that if it gets enough likes, they might create a new series based on Gravity Falls.
3. The speaker recalls a previous episode of Gravity Falls where they guessed a code to open a cage in a game, and zombies came out and killed them. They are now trying to guess the code again to open the cage and give the brains to the zombies.
4. The speaker mentions a strange cross in the game that they have seen in another location. They suggest that they can put brains in this cross.
5. The speaker tries to guess the code again, but it doesn't work. They then suggest trying to put unicorn hair in the cross.
6. The speaker is able to open the cage and the zombies run out. They give the brains to the zombies, who run away.
7. The speaker mentions that they have collected various objects in the game, but they are not sure what to do with them.
8. The speaker is trying to figure out where to put a door. They suggest putting it on a hole, but are not sure if they should put a scepter or a mirror on the hole.
9. The speaker is able to enter a house, and the wax figures in the house do not eat them. They mention that they don't understand why they are there.
10. The speaker is trying to make a wax figure of Stanford Pines. They mention that they need a palette, a brush, and another tool to do this.
11. The speaker is able to give candies to a creature in the game. They mention that they have a scepter of the wind and a magnet nearby.
12. The speaker is able to climb to the top of the game. They mention that they can use the scepter of the wind to kill a creature.
13. The speaker is able to kill a creature in the game. They mention that they can now go through the courts.
14. The speaker is trying to defeat a cipher in the game. They mention that there is only one person who knows how to help them, and that person is Bill Cipher.
15. The speaker realizes that they haven't been drinking all this time, and it was really a Bill Cipher. They mention that they need to persuade Stanford, who is the son of Stanford, to leave Gravity Falls.
16. The speaker is able to save Wendy and Mabel in the game. They mention that they completed the game perfectly.