The text appears to be a transcript of a live event, possibly a comedy show or a game night, with a group of friends. The host expresses their relief at seeing everyone and talks about a competition they've been planning. This competition seems to involve various challenges, such as a "multipot show" involving a group of friends and a rival group, a "sun tail butter competition" where participants compete to hold a certain position for 10 seconds, and a "trash athlete" competition with various physical challenges.
The host also introduces a segment where a participant is chosen randomly by a psychic to participate in a competition. They also mention a "sea battle" game where two teams compete against each other in a cell-based playing field, and a "war kick" game.
There are various humorous comments and interactions throughout the text, and the host seems to be well-known and respected by the group. The text ends with the host giving out awards to the participants of the games and the group expressing their relief and happiness for the event.
1. The speaker expresses their relief and happiness to see their friends after a long week.
2. The speaker mentions missing Ruslan Usachev and describes them as a "show".
3. The speaker reveals that they and their friends have been together for about two years.
4. The speaker discusses their group's decision to create a "coolest type" in a "multipot show".
5. The speaker declares a war on drugs and cigarettes, stating these as the most destructive things in society.
6. The speaker introduces a competition where participants wear special shorts with ropes tied to them and must hold out in a sector with Vaseline for 10 seconds.
7. The speaker mentions a competition where participants are chosen randomly by a viewer from the audience, with help from a psychic named Maxim.
8. The speaker introduces a competition called "blitz fresh", where participants must complete a series of short challenges as quickly as possible.
9. The speaker describes a competition where participants must tear off a wax strip from their legs, after eating a hot sauce.
10. The speaker introduces a competition called "sea battle", where two teams are distributed among the cells of the playing field, divided by a wall.
11. The speaker describes a competition where participants must survive after their team's cell is bombed with bags of paint.
12. The speaker describes a competition where participants must cross out "b2b 2" and "insertions".
13. The speaker describes a competition where participants must choose a cell where someone is sitting to "kill" the opponent.
14. The speaker describes a competition where participants must draw a very sad man with glasses from the city, beards, and a 1221.
15. The speaker congratulates the participants on their excellent results and declares that the old man is alive because they are on their team.
16. The speaker awards medals to all participants, with the biggest fish going to Craster and the main ripper getting their captain.