The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation, likely a stand-up comedy routine or a monologue. The speaker seems to be discussing a variety of topics, including work, family, and personal relationships.
The speaker starts by criticizing his colleagues for losing an entire barge of oil, suggesting that it's an elementary mistake. They then move on to discussing a work event where they sat and drank coconut water, implying it was a party or social event. The speaker also talks about his wife, describing her as intelligent and mature.
The conversation then shifts to the speaker's work habits and his interactions with his colleagues. He mentions receiving 200 text messages a day and working long hours. The speaker also discusses his wife's discontentment with their living situation and his attempts to rectify the situation.
The speaker then talks about his work colleagues, describing them as foolish and unproductive. He also discusses his financial situation, mentioning that he has to work long hours to afford his lifestyle.
Towards the end, the speaker talks about his personal life, mentioning his wife's pregnancy and his attempts to spend time with her. He also talks about his financial difficulties and his attempts to improve his situation. The speaker ends the monologue by expressing his desire to connect with his audience and thanking them for their time.
1. The conversation takes place in the Moscow office of a company.
2. The date is Friday 23rd.
3. The speaker is asking a rhetorical question about how an entire barge of oil could be lost.
4. The speaker mentions a person named Victor Paul who didn't look for his car in the shopping center parking lot.
5. The speaker describes a situation where porridge comes to look for itself.
6. The speaker instructs someone to look with their own eyes to see what's happening.
7. The speaker mentions a situation that occurred on Friday at 11 pm.
8. The speaker refers to a geo-location feature that is disabled, preventing anyone from finding them.
9. The speaker mentions a situation involving coconut sniffing and belly button hitting.
10. The speaker describes a table being used for sex, with the floor and ceiling also being used for this purpose.
11. The speaker talks about planning sex schedules and writing assessments on a flipchart.
12. The speaker mentions a curve of Konstantin Dmitrich.
13. The speaker mentions that a visa was issued the day before.
14. The speaker talks about exchanging experiences and communicating with Chinese partners.
15. The speaker mentions an inscription that doesn't contain the word "stroprom".
16. The speaker talks about working every evening at two o'clock in the morning if an application is written.
17. The speaker mentions receiving 200 SMS every day.
18. The speaker talks about a person named Lisa and a bungalow they like.
19. The speaker talks about a person named Agrio Petrovich who flies to Yamal five times a month on business trips.
20. The speaker talks about a mosquito that pierces the tire of a Kamaz truck.
21. The speaker talks about a new bag of escape wine appearing.
22. The speaker talks about a house manager suspecting someone if they see them answering at three o'clock in the morning.
23. The speaker talks about a situation under a contract with Germans.
24. The speaker talks about a clutch harmonizing well with a person's hormonal harmony.
25. The speaker talks about a chief accountant named Zinaida Andreevna who recently gave birth.
26. The speaker talks about a person named Borisovich who went to the tax office and didn't return.
27. The speaker talks about a 14-kilometer section of a pipeline that has a hole in it due to mating season.
28. The speaker mentions getting 100,000 rubles per minute for repairing the pipeline.
29. The speaker talks about a leopard print Gucci bag that flies away in a minute.
30. The speaker talks about a situation where there are no welders available at a site.
31. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting.
32. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to wait.
33. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to do it like this.
34. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to come here.
35. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to please come here.
36. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to please tell me where they are.
37. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to please go to the car now.
38. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to let's go to these mantas.
39. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to don't turn off the phone.
40. The speaker talks about a person named Troitsky who is sitting and asks everyone to now.