The text appears to be a script or transcript from a video or audio recording. It discusses Kim Jong-un's birthday celebration in North Korea, with a focus on a lottery machine that decides which individuals will be tested. The host of the event psychs themselves up for various outcomes, including drawing empty lots or winning a symbolic gift that is eventually identified as fake by Kim Jong-un. The event is interrupted by a reveal of a rebel spy, who is then subjected to a healing treatment involving connecting wires on a device. The script also mentions a new invention being demonstrated by Korean scientists, a personal assistant named Kim. However, the device is deemed unsuitable for use in North Korea due to its global compatibility. The script ends with a humorous, light-hearted tone.
Based on the provided text, here are the key facts:
1. Today is Kim Jong-un's birthday.
2. The text refers to a lottery machine with three lots, one of which is exempt from participation in tests.
3. The lottery machine is for testing a rebel spy, a general, and a 4th lot.
4. A general made a symbolic gift for Kim Jong-un, but it was recognized as a fake by the ruler.
5. The general is now waiting for a disgraceful demotion.
6. The text mentions a new invention by Korean scientists.
7. The new invention is a personal assistant that can handle free mobile banking, money transfers on VKontakte without commission, and cashback at cafes, restaurants, and cinemas.
8. The invention is not available in North Korea.
9. The text mentions a rebel spy who is awaiting a course of treatment for sabotage thoughts.
10. The rebel spy will have to connect wires on a special device so that 5 green lights light up. For each red light, he will receive a healing blow.
11. The text mentions a North Korean slingshot and tanks that shoot tennis balls, Lego, and marmalade.
12. The text also mentions a tank and Lego swords.
13. The text ends with a call to subscribe to their channel and provides links in the description.