The passage appears to be a humorous narrative of a character named Riva who finds herself in a bizarre situation. She becomes a ghost and starts to play pranks on her friends, including making a friend eat a pizza he doesn't like and putting her own hair in a stranger's hand. She also gets involved in a mock trial where she's defended by an angel and a demon. The trial involves a series of arguments and counterarguments, with both sides presenting evidence of Riva's good and bad deeds. In the end, the court decides to send Riva back to Earth to make a decision about her life. The narrative is filled with comedic situations and light-hearted dialogues.
1. The text recommends ordering a free Alpha Bank children's card and using it to earn money in games and get 10 percent cashback on purchases.
2. Alpha Bank is described as the best mobile bank.
3. The text mentions a community on VK called Cool House, where new videos are released.
4. The speaker is struggling to understand their place and why their place was empty when they arrived.
5. The text discusses a scenario where a character becomes a ghost and tries to make friends with a girl.
6. The girl is described as "conveniently beautiful".
7. The speaker expresses a desire to have a girlfriend and mentions the girl's beauty.
8. The text describes a scenario where a character can pass through walls and teleport, and uses this ability to scare people and play pranks.
9. The speaker discusses a trial where a character named Riva is defended by an angel and a demon, and the court must decide whether Riva goes to Heaven or Hell.
10. Riva is described as a decent, kind girl, and the angel provides evidence of her good deeds, such as treating friends to pizza and feeding a homeless kitten.
11. The demon provides evidence of Riva's bad deeds, such as lying to a homeless person, breaking a child's nose, and stealing chewing gum from a store.
12. After the court hearing, the court decides to send Riva back to Earth to give her another chance.