The text seems to be a humorous, informal dialogue between a woman and a child. The woman, possibly a nurse, is talking to the child about a New Year's event in a game called World of Tanks. She mentions a "New Year's offensive" where players can earn gifts and even become commanders of their tanks if they complete special missions. She also talks about decorating the city's Christmas trees, which helps with leveling up. The woman mentions a drawing for powerful gaming devices as a reward for players who create a new account and complete two combat missions.
The dialogue also contains playful and nonsensical phrases and sentences, which seem to be part of a casual conversation between the woman and the child. The woman uses exaggerated and humorous language to describe the events and rewards in the game. The child responds with playful and sometimes nonsensical phrases, adding to the humorous and informal tone of the conversation.
The woman also talks about her travel restrictions and her desire to go home. She mentions being called back to the application, despite not being a portrait. She ends the conversation with a joke about the child's future growth and the possibility of the child becoming a "king of the state of garbage pants."
In summary, the text appears to be a humorous and informal conversation between a woman and a child about a New Year's event in a game called World of Tanks, with added playful and nonsensical phrases.
1. The speaker is a woman in a nurse simulator visiting a child.
2. She mentions a Christy face that resembles a mouse.
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be Santa Claus during the New Year's offensive.
4. Obedient boys who complete special combat missions can become the commander of their tank.
5. There is a drawing for 3 powerful laptops with 3080 on board and 10 cool sets of gaming devices.
6. To participate, one needs to create a new account using the link in the description and execute two simple combat missions until January 10.
7. In return, they receive three tanks for 4 thousand credits and 7 days of a premium account.
8. The speaker apologizes for not being allowed to travel abroad.
9. She talks about a landing class like on an airplane, and the search for an exit.
10. She mentions a boy in a room and talks about jokes and leaving the house.
11. She talks about a cunning beetle, jumping into an oven, and a secret switch.
12. She talks about a lullaby for kings and the king's activities.
13. She talks about the nanny not being an electrician and the color pink on green.
14. She talks about a baby, a baby's bald head, and a baby trying to eat her.
15. She talks about a baby's maturity and cunning.
16. She talks about a baby trying to eat her and calls the baby a turd.
17. She talks about the baby's behavior and promises to keep the baby safe.
18. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
19. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
20. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
21. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
22. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
23. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
24. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
25. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
26. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
27. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
28. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
29. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
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31. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
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33. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
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36. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
37. She talks about a baby's behavior, promises to keep the baby safe, and calls the baby a turd.
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