The speaker discusses their upcoming vacation, mentioning they will hand in a few papers beforehand. They plan to visit Sanya's water park with a friend and a friend's child. They express excitement for their holiday, mentioning they will play games, watch movies, and sleep. They also mention a humorous incident involving a friend who works in an office, suggesting they're not taking their work seriously. The conversation then shifts to a humorous, absurd narrative about a vacation, where the speaker and their friend are portrayed as crucian carp, participating in absurd and violent activities. They mention that they have tested for schizophrenia and share a dream where they saw a corpse being moved. The conversation ends on a humorous note, with the speaker and their friend discussing their roles in the narrative and mocking each other.
1. The speaker is preparing for a vacation and will be handing in a few more papers before the break.
2. The speaker plans to visit Sanya's water park with a friend and will bring along Lera.
3. The speaker expresses anticipation for their upcoming holiday, mentioning they will play games, watch movies, and sleep.
4. The speaker mentions a conversation about holidays with a person named Stasik, who works every day in an office.
5. The speaker talks about a series they are part of and mentions preparing something before the start of the series.
6. The speaker talks about a place where they claim no one goes, suggesting it as an ideal place for crime.
7. The speaker describes a plan to commit a crime, including the use of a "victim" and the need to hide the evidence.
8. The speaker talks about being tested for schizophrenia and describes a dream where they saw a corpse being burned.
9. The speaker discusses a football game of millions and mentions keys being stuck.
10. The speaker talks about a plan to cremate a corpse and drag it away.