“SE ELE É BOM” - JHORDAN MATHEUS - STAND-UP COMEDY - Summary

Summary

The speaker describes their dislike for attending fairs, despite living in Salvador, Brazil for five years. They recall a past habit of driving to Salvador quickly and often, which they associate with a sense of repetition and restlessness.

They express a desire for a change, and mention picking up someone at the bus station who looks like they're asking to go to Salvador. The speaker then describes a conversation with a man named Beto, who invites them to a place called Jamaica. The speaker waits for 15 minutes for Beto to return, but when he does, they discover he only has one leg. The speaker then decides to go to Salvador, despite being scared of the lack and the prospect of losing a leg.

The speaker then talks about a friend who lost a leg due to an accident, and how they were supposed to lose a leg themselves. They mention a brother who encourages them to go to Salvador, and how they are scared of him being too fast. They describe a trip to Via Bahia and a desire to go home. They then describe a conversation with a driver named Nemo, who they believe is trying to intimidate them.

They mention a plan to go to Jacobina, but express fear of getting caught and being blamed for an accident. They describe a trip to Jacobina with Nemo, and express a desire to leave the trip behind. They then talk about a woman who makes fun of herself, and express a desire to leave her behind as well.

Throughout the conversation, the speaker expresses a desire for change and a need to leave behind their past.

Facts

1. The speaker lived in Salvador for five years and would go to a nearby town called Salvador to drill a hole.
2. The speaker has a fear of fairs.
3. The speaker has a fear of being high.
4. The speaker has a fear of being in a place called Salvador.
5. The speaker is afraid of a man who always calls Salvador.
6. The speaker is afraid of a man who stays in Salvador and repeats the word 'fair'.
7. The speaker is afraid of a man who walks on one leg and returns on the other.
8. The speaker is afraid of a man who has a crush on him.
9. The speaker is afraid of a man who transformed his car into sex.
10. The speaker is afraid of a man who is scared of the lack of something.
11. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'What's up'.
12. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'Andthen'.
13. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'Afro-descendants, he said, black guy, okay?'.
14. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'do it quickly, okay'.
15. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'the leg of the hair like this, oh, and'.
16. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'what do you create from this, all that you apply, he was not aware of my fear, I'.
17. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'you're too fast, he'.
18. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'takes you back, he said, my brother, stay calm.'.
19. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I'm here on the track, black man, he said, don't worry'.
20. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'there was a time when we passed the radar ahead at 172 per hour'.
21. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I said cool, you went to 172, no, boy, he said it's my mother's fault'.
22. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I remember that at one point we went through something very quickly and he was excited'.
23. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'Unfortunately, he turned the corner, I'll take you away from the federal government'.
24. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I take yours from there and the driver and'.
25. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I said my brother, ask for the car there'.
26. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I want to see you standing up'.
27. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I said right there you're opening it said'.
28. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I asked him nothing'.
29. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'he said here when the mouth that I know'.
30. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I'm not even going to ask what'.
31. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'the first I want to get there'.
32. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'until when I arrive we can talk'.
33. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'at the door here for wrong I'.
34. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'how long did he go there to give a'.
35. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'really you go and pay the bill he went there and can you play I'.
36. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'slowly So he's slow, come on, let's go to the track, we didn't even leave the fair'.
37. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'they had a truck, he stopped next to the truck'.
38. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'and I said Clean it or because he says he's known'.
39. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'and I'm going to leave the guy alone here, helpless, then he caught the guy, I'.
40. The speaker is afraid of a man who says 'I want to talk, there's no problem, no, we're going to school or water, and we're getting there now that he'.