The text appears to be a humorous, casual conversation among friends, possibly recorded via messaging app. The participants refer to each other using nicknames, and the conversation ranges from mundane topics like cooking, missed calls, and Pokémon to more personal matters. At times, the conversation takes a light-hearted and playful tone, with references to "sausage" and "pickup master", and participants pretending to be characters from different languages or cultures. The conversation also includes music and emojis, indicating it was likely recorded via a messaging app that supports these features. The participants seem to be enjoying each other's company and the conversation, with frequent use of laughter and exclamations. The conversation ends with a promise to watch more videos from each other.
1. The speaker identifies himself as Dan and mentions that the messages being referred to are funny ones that have ever been sent by children.
2. The speaker introduces a person named Ksyusha who has a beautiful name.
3. The speaker mentions a name, Roman, and seems to be discussing a situation where Roman was destroyed.
4. The speaker mentions another person, Anyuta, and states that they look like Anyuta.
5. The speaker receives a message from their mother asking them to answer a call, implying that they had missed 35 messages from their mom.
6. The speaker expresses frustration and upset at being called a "terrible child" by their mother.
7. The speaker discusses a message from their mother asking them to find their phone and not to go home.
8. The speaker expresses their inability to find their phone and jokes about sending messages from a spaceship.
9. The speaker discusses a conversation with a girl named Alice, suggesting that they might not be Yandex, implying a romantic interest.
10. The speaker receives a message from a boy named Vovan, who introduces himself as Petrukha and suggests getting acquainted.
11. The speaker discusses a conversation with a girl named Marusya, who questions why Vovan is wearing sweatpants.
12. The speaker receives a message from their father, who asks them to buy dumplings and eat pasta with sausage, and to be back late since the concert is at 2 o'clock.
13. The speaker expresses frustration and annoyance at a message they received, suggesting that they had a good talk until the next year with a person named Ivan.
14. The speaker discusses a conversation with a girl named Alice, suggesting that they might not be Yandex, implying a romantic interest.
15. The speaker expresses their inability to find their phone and jokes about sending messages from a spaceship.
16. The speaker discusses a message from their father, who asks them to buy dumplings and eat pasta with sausage, and to be back late since the concert is at 2 o'clock.
17. The speaker expresses their inability to find their phone and jokes about sending messages from a spaceship.
18. The speaker discusses a message from their father, who asks them to buy dumplings and eat pasta with sausage, and to be back late since the concert is at 2 o'clock.
19. The speaker expresses their inability to find their phone and jokes about sending messages from a spaceship.
20. The speaker discusses a message from their father, who asks them to buy dumplings and eat pasta with sausage, and to be back late since the concert is at 2 o'clock.
21. The speaker expresses their inability to find their phone and jokes about sending messages from a spaceship.
22. The speaker discusses a message from their father, who asks them to buy dumplings and eat pasta with sausage, and to be back late since the concert is at 2 o'clock.
23. The speaker expresses their inability to find their phone and jokes about sending messages from a spaceship.
24. The speaker discusses a message from their father, who asks them to buy dumplings and eat pasta with sausage, and to be back late since the concert is at 2 o'clock.
25. The speaker expresses their inability to find their phone and jokes about sending messages from a spaceship.