This text appears to be a transcript of a monologue or stand-up comedy performance. The speaker discusses a variety of topics, including their work, their financial situation, their experiences with robberies at a sex shop, and humorous anecdotes from their childhood.
The speaker begins by discussing their work, mentioning that they are "the best purchase robot payer" and that their money is in a "robot." They also mention a friend who is a "robot payer" and that this friend pays for everything. The speaker then talks about a card they received, the "android thousand card, white mastercard," which they describe as safe and fast. They provide a link for viewers to obtain the card.
The speaker then shares a story about their childhood, describing how they would throw bags filled with "sperm" out of their window. They wait and eventually find a woman who has been hit by the bags. The woman is described as a "residence," and the speaker mentions that they have "sniffed" her.
The speaker also talks about their experiences with robberies at a sex shop. They describe a situation where two Uzbeks entered the store and tried to steal lubricants. The speaker then describes another situation where a man tried to buy a "loot code" from them.
The speaker also shares an anecdote from their childhood about being sent to their grandmother's house after getting in trouble at school. They describe how their grandmother would make them eat "sperm" to "save" them.
The speaker ends the monologue by inviting viewers to leave comments and share their own stories.
1. The text mentions a person who is shown to be throwing something out of a window.
2. The person ties a bag and throws it, then waits for a response.
3. A woman is seen standing with a package in her hands.
4. The person is looking for a specific item, but can't find it.
5. The person found everything and seems to have sniffed the residence.
6. The person seems to have found a bottle and smoked a cigarette for the first time.
7. The person was drunk and tried to pick up a phone to call someone.
8. The person was at a birthday party in a club and was drunk at three o'clock in the morning.
9. The person was writing down a text for a culinary channel.
10. The person was at a studio and was writing down text for a work.
11. The person was robbed at night and the robbers ran away after stealing two lubricants.
12. The person was robbed again at night and the robbers ran away after stealing two lubricants.
13. The person was selling a product in a store and was asked by a customer about cocaine.
14. The person was working at a store and was asked by a customer about cocaine.
15. The person was asked by a customer about a sexual product and gave them two drops of tampons.
16. The person was given a gift that was wrapped in red paper and was unsure of what it was.
17. The person was at a dacha with drunk schoolchildren and was forced to crawl under the bed with them.
18. The person was hiding in a closet at the dacha and was found by a classmate who said it smelled bad.
19. The person was at a dacha with drunk schoolchildren and was forced to crawl under the bed with them.
20. The person was hiding in a closet at the dacha and was found by a classmate who said it smelled bad.