O ''BOM DE GUERRA'' - PARÓDIA DO JOGO - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a script or dialogue from a video game, possibly related to the "God of War" series. The character, Kratos, expresses frustration with the high cost of bananas and inflation. He also seems to be seeking peace and avoiding conflict. Kratos is mentioned as a God and receives a call from Aries, possibly another character in the game. Kratos expresses disappointment in his appearance and his situation. There's a mention of a key that opens something unknown and a request for a nap with his beloved Ladies. Kratos also seems to be involved in a conflict with Boris and Ronaldo Rodolfo. The dialogue also contains references to other characters and Gods, such as Poseidon, and a mention of a power that can be achieved with love. The text ends with Kratos expressing his desire to kill Ares and a mention of a game named after him, "God of War".

Facts

1. The speaker expresses frustration and dissatisfaction with the high cost of bananas and other goods.
2. The speaker mentions a desire for peace and tranquility, despite the high cost of living.
3. The speaker talks about missing someone named Kratos and the time when a Coca-Cola was priced around 50.
4. The speaker seems to be in a conflict with a God and discusses the concept of inflation imposed by God.
5. The speaker is upset about being called a "bum" and feels lazy due to his deity status.
6. The speaker talks about a key that he doesn't know what it opens, and mentions a beloved lady who works.
7. The speaker talks about his past, mentioning that his life wasn't kind to him after losing his hair, color, and family.
8. The speaker talks about a key figure named Aries and seems to have a complex relationship with him.
9. The speaker talks about the price of 15 reais, expressing dissatisfaction.
10. The speaker admits to being bad at showing someone how to do something and mentions a need to save someone.
11. The speaker talks about a power that he wants, mentioning Medusa and her dangerous nature.
12. The speaker talks about a city in chaos and a man who deceived him named Datena.
13. The speaker talks about a son named Cratos and expresses confusion about his identity.
14. The speaker talks about receiving a power from a God and mentions a task related to a giant.
15. The speaker talks about a conversation with a man who claims to be a Colgate advertiser.
16. The speaker talks about a mission involving the purchase of beads and a man's death.
17. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about his impending death and a warning given by another God named Aries.
18. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about a village named São João dos Deuses and a cool sword.
19. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about his past, mentioning a massacre of his own family and wife.
20. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about his spirit being weak and his desire to kill someone named Ares.
21. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about the game named after him, God of War.
22. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about his power, cunningness, and the "bread of war".
23. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about his desire to end fighting and killing.
24. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about being tired and wanting to see the desecration that he ordered.
25. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about being a single man and wanting to see the desecration that he ordered.
26. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about being unable to defeat all of Olympus alone.
27. The speaker talks about a conversation with a God about his desire for a clean slate.