The provided text appears to be a script or transcript of a video, possibly a parody or comedic skit related to the anime series "Naruto". The speaker begins by wishing everyone a Happy New Year and suggesting they engage in naughty activities. They then introduce a website, Crush Roll, as a source for a vast anime catalog. The speaker discusses various anime genres and titles, including "Shingeki no Kyojin", "Dragon Ball", and "Naruto". They mention that viewers can watch these anime on TV, video games, Chromecast, or even on their cell phones.
The speaker then delves into a conversation about the anime "Naruto", discussing its plot and characters. They seem to be referencing specific scenes and lines from the show, and even provide some dialogue. The speaker engages in a humorous and dramatic exchange with a character named Naruto, using exaggerated expressions and puns.
The conversation then takes a more serious tone, with the speaker discussing the concept of the Sharingan, a unique ability in the "Naruto" universe that allows a user to see everything. They mention that this ability is inherited and cannot be earned through merit. The speaker also discusses the color of the Sharingan, which is red.
The speaker then launches into a dramatic monologue, expressing frustration and despair. They mention wanting to die and express regret for past actions. They also express a desire to spend more time with a brother figure, and seem to be trying to comfort or reassure him.
The text ends with the speaker referencing a future episode and expressing a desire to continue their conversation.
1. The speaker wishes everyone a happy New Year and suggests they have a lot of fun.
2. The speaker recommends watching Japanese cartoons, particularly those available on Crush Roll, which hosts the largest anime catalog in the world.
3. The speaker mentions various anime genres, including sports, drama, horror, and romances.
4. The speaker suggests watching anime on TV, video games, Chromecast, or even on a mobile device.
5. The speaker corrects a misconception about anime titles, stating that there's no anime called "ninjutsu" or "genjutsu," but there is "jujutsu."
6. The speaker mentions that "Naruto" is available for free viewing with a Premium subscription on Crush Roll.
7. The speaker reveals that they are already clicking, suggesting they are brave.
8. The speaker is about to enjoy New Year's Eve and get a good night's sleep.
9. The speaker discusses an episode of Naruto and talks about a parody they plan to make.
10. The speaker mentions a strategy to protect a mission and implies that someone needs to protect an old man to get paid.
11. The speaker talks about their fear of a fight and their strategy to avoid getting hit.
12. The speaker mentions a unique ability to make ice and the Sharingan, a genetic inheritance in the ninja world.
13. The speaker talks about a gift of five years of dating and their plan to spend more time together.