The text appears to be a play-by-play commentary on a game where the player is tasked with getting rid of a teacher by repeatedly throwing objects at her. The teacher is portrayed as annoying and difficult, and the player expresses frustration and satisfaction as they progress in the game. The player also engages with their audience, encouraging them to like the video, donate to the game, and invite others to play. The commentary is punctuated with expletives and expressions of mockery towards the teacher. The game seems to involve accumulating stars, which can be used to upgrade weapons and other items, and the player expresses amusement at the absurdity of the game. The narrative ends with the teacher being successfully removed and a new teacher arriving, setting the stage for more gameplay.
Here are the extracted facts:
1. The narrator's VKontakte profile has been updated.
2. The narrator is playing a game where the goal is to get teachers to leave school.
3. The narrator can buy upgrades and items in the game, such as a cactus, a fan, and a mouse.
4. The narrator has 50 stars, which can be used to buy items.
5. The narrator can throw objects at the teacher to make them angry.
6. The teacher has a health bar that decreases when the narrator throws objects at them.
7. When the teacher's health bar is depleted, they leave the school.
8. The narrator can farm stars by throwing objects at the teacher.
9. The narrator has 258 stars and can buy a fan for 335 stars.
10. The narrator can buy a mouse for 335 stars.
11. The narrator can buy an apple for 335 stars, which gives 4 stars.
12. The narrator has 336 stars and can buy a fan.
13. The fan brings 8 stars and shortens the cool-down period.
14. The narrator can buy a snake, which looks cooler than the bat.
15. The narrator has 1 million stars and can buy a robot or a poop.
16. The narrator can buy a snake, which brings 15 stars.
17. The narrator can buy a light bulb, which is actually a cat.
18. The narrator has 10,000 and a half stars and can upgrade the Gong.
19. The narrator can buy a computer, a bat, or a watch.
20. The narrator can buy a flaminic item at maximum level.
21. The narrator has a drum at maximum level.
22. The narrator can set everything to maximum and make the teacher leave the school.
23. The narrator has a flominic item at maximum level and a drum at maximum level.
24. The narrator can buy a crab, an elephant, a fox, a duck, a chameleon, and a flamin.
25. The narrator can buy a cake plate, a slingshot, a light bulb, shurikens, watermelons, a baseball ball, a mug, a boomerang, and pizza.
26. The narrator can buy a snake, which is the coolest weapon.
27. The narrator can make the teacher leave the school with a few clicks.
28. The narrator has a flominic item at maximum level and a drum at maximum level.
29. The narrator can throw a boomerang, which flies and pops up a little.
30. The narrator can set everything to maximum and make the teacher leave the school.
31. The narrator can play Minecraft on their server, client land.ru.