The text appears to be a transcript of a comedy show or competition where two participants, Eldar Dzharakhov and Danila Cross, engage in a battle of humor to win a championship belt. The show features a series of skits, jokes, and light-hearted banter between the two participants. Eldar and Danila seem to have a history of competition, as they are meeting again in the semi-finals after a previous season.
The show seems to revolve around the concept of "bream," which is likely a form of humorous entertainment or a specific type of joke. The participants are tasked with making each other laugh, and the one who makes the other laugh the most wins the round.
There are also elements of storytelling and personal anecdotes in the show, such as Eldar discussing his feelings about his father and Danila's reactions to the jokes. The show also involves a lot of music and sound effects to enhance the comedic elements.
In the end, Eldar Dzharakhov is declared the winner of the semi-final, and the show ends with a call for viewers to subscribe to the show's channel and look forward to the next episode.
1. The text is a transcript from a comedy show where two participants, Eldar Eldar and Danil, are participating in a semi-final battle for a championship belt. They are required to make each other laugh, and the round ends when one of them fails to make the other laugh.
2. The show introduces innovations like "super punch cards" and "miniature competitions" that the participants can use any moment of the game instead of a round.
3. The participants are required to read a joke at the beginning of each round. These jokes are found in the dirtiest and not funny corners of the Internet and are prepared by Russian stand-up comedians.
4. The show also features a game of rock-paper-scissors to decide who enters first.
5. The show includes a segment where Eldar Eldar talks about his feelings after his father was accused of a crime, despite not being guilty. He expresses sadness for the third year without his father.
6. The show also discusses a legendary confrontation from the second season that is being repeated in the current season.
7. The show features a segment where Ildar is accused of a crime, but he is found not guilty.
8. The show discusses a controversy involving a joke about a disabled truck driver from Pavlovsk and his children. The results of a DNA test are announced, revealing a probability of zero percent that Pyotr Pavlovich salmon is the father.
9. The show concludes with a segment where Danil talks about his preparation for the show and his loss in the game. He also talks about his future plans and invites viewers to subscribe to the show's channel.