This text appears to be a collection of random and sometimes humorous anecdotes, jokes, and bizarre scenarios. It includes a variety of unrelated stories and comments, ranging from peculiar encounters to odd observations. There is no clear central theme or narrative, and the content is a mix of absurd and nonsensical moments.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text mentions people reading funny stories and confessions on Tumblr.
2. There's a story about someone's family forgetting their birthday and Nintendo wishing them a happy birthday.
3. A person's twin brother died when they were seven, but their parents didn't let them attend the funeral.
4. There's a fictional scenario where in 2020, Trump is reelected and declares war on Vietnam.
5. The text mentions a story about a spider that protects the narrator from a girl with herpes.
6. Someone named their son after a friend who died in a mountain explosion.
7. The text mentions someone trying to mimic the character Arthur Morgan from Red Dead.
8. A story about a school incident where a girl got injured, and the narrator got in trouble.
9. The narrator recalls an incident from third grade where they accidentally injured a girl.
Please note that this text contains a mix of factual information and fictional stories, so some of these facts may not be entirely accurate or real.