The script is a humorous dialogue between a Russian boss and two Italian construction workers who are renovating his apartment. The boss is impatient and easily frustrated, while the workers are playful and often take things too literally.
The workers are initially hired to renovate the apartment, but their tasks quickly expand as they attempt to make the apartment more comfortable, such as installing a new bathroom, a radiator, and a new toilet. They also create a "framework" to reinforce the walls, but their efforts are often sabotaged by their practical jokes and misunderstandings.
The boss is often frustrated by their antics and mistakes, and he frequently reminds them of the tasks they need to complete. Despite his frustrations, he seems to appreciate their efforts and even offers them a bonus for their work.
The script ends with the workers promising to finish the renovation as soon as possible, and the boss expressing impatience for them to start working. The dialogue is filled with humor and cultural references, making it a fun and engaging read.
1. The text is a dialogue between a boss and two Italian workers who are renovating an apartment for him.
2. The boss invites the workers to make themselves at home in the apartment they will be renovating for two weeks.
3. The workers are from Italy and have experience working in Russia. They have previously worked on the Sistine Chapel and built fountains.
4. The boss hires the workers to renovate the apartment, promising to pay fair wages.
5. The workers are concerned about the boss finding out that they forged their files, as they have no experience in construction.
6. The workers and the boss play a game of chance to decide who will live in which room of the apartment.
7. The boss is unhappy with the workers' initial work on the apartment, particularly their installation of a bathroom door and a bath with a door handle that is too high.
8. The workers eventually fix the bathroom and install a new bathroom, but they install an outlet in the shower, which the boss objects to.
9. The workers install a video intercom in the wrong place, leading to a scuffle between the boss and the workers.
10. The boss is unhappy with the workers' painting of a radiator on the wall and their installation of a new radiator in the wrong place.
11. The workers accidentally destroy a wall to another apartment while trying to remove the old radiator.
12. The boss gives the workers an hour to repair the wall and replace the old radiator.
13. The workers hang wallpapers on the wrong side of the window, leading to the boss's frustration.
14. The boss brings a new porcelain toilet for the workers to install.
15. The workers take turns sitting on the new toilet, which they describe as a throne. The boss sets a deadline for the toilet installation.