The speaker describes a series of pranks and mishaps that occurred during the construction of a diamond factory. Initially, the speaker built the factory with the intention of producing diamonds, but something went wrong, causing the speaker themselves to turn into a diamond. Friends, who initially found the speaker's transformation strange, decided to take advantage of the situation for their own amusement.
The speaker's friends turned into diamonds as well, and the speaker's factory began producing a variety of items, including cakes and sushi, that also turned into diamonds when exposed to water. The speaker describes various attempts to revert these items back to their original forms, which often resulted in failure and chaos.
The speaker also describes a series of pranks and mishaps that occurred in their village, including a prank involving a fake Herobrine and a failed attempt to create a diamond-producing car. The speaker ends the narrative by expressing frustration with the friends who originally took advantage of the situation and expresses a desire to return to their normal life.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker became a diamond after falling into a giant tank for creating diamonds.
2. The speaker's friends found him and wanted to take advantage of his new ability to transform things into diamonds.
3. The speaker shows off a factory where diamonds are produced.
4. The factory has a workshop where preliminary cleaning of the material is carried out.
5. The speaker explains that the final stage of production involves mixing two substances to create diamonds.
6. The speaker demonstrates how to create diamonds using the two substances.
7. The speaker gets diamonds and puts them in their vault.
8. The speaker mentions that they have been playing a game (likely Minecraft) for one day.
9. The speaker talks about a character named Herobrine, who is a myth in the Minecraft community.
10. The speaker presents a car called the "Turbo D Diamonds" that can save a character named "Fix."
11. The car is said to have a diamond crust that prevents it from functioning normally.
12. The speaker explains that the car works through a reflex that involves a diamond crust and electric force.
13. The speaker mentions that they have to finish building the car at the last moment.
14. The speaker checks the car in a room and notes that it is almost ready.
15. The speaker is concerned about the safety of the car and its potential to cause harm.
16. The speaker gives themselves a task and starts working on the car.
17. The speaker supports a comrade who is scared and encourages them to keep going.
18. The speaker mentions that they have to dig out a house and then get diamonds.
19. The speaker mentions that Herobrine doesn't exist and is a fairy tale for noobs.