This text appears to be a transcript of a dialogue between two scientists, Professor Kobyakov and Dr. Glent. They are discussing their respective scientific inventions and experiments.
Professor Kobyakov is working on creating a new soda called Coba-Cola, which he describes as a 100% pure and organic product. He also talks about his plans to create a new chip flavor, which will be made from puree.
Dr. Glent, on the other hand, has been working on a teleportation machine and a genetic experiment. He has created a 'teleportation machine' using an apple and a remote, which he believes can teleport objects. He also has a genetic experiment where he has created a mutation in a tomato, which he believes can cure diseases.
The two scientists are also competitive with each other, each believing their invention is the best. They have a light-hearted rivalry, with Dr. Glent challenging Professor Kobyakov to present their inventions to the Nobel Prize committee.
At the end of the transcript, it appears that Dr. Glent has created a clone of Professor Kobyakov without his knowledge, which has led to some confusion and a misunderstanding.
1. The speaker is creating a new soda and plans to name it Coba-Cola. The soda is made with banana syrup and blueberries, and the speaker is proud of its purity and organic nature .
2. The speaker is inventing a new chip flavor. The chip is made from potatoes and the speaker argues that existing potato chips only contain chemicals .
3. The speaker has created a teleportation machine. The machine is a large activated carbon and the speaker demonstrates it by teleporting an apple .
4. The speaker is working on a genetic experiment, which involves changing the structure of DNA. The experiment is conducted with a tomato and a liquid that gives the property of regeneration .
5. The speaker has created a spork, a tool that combines a spoon and a fork. The speaker believes that this invention will revolutionize the culinary world .
6. The speaker has invented a drug that allows people to change their hair color without cutting it or dyeing it. The speaker demonstrates the drug by changing their own hair color .
7. The speaker has invented a degradable chip that, when consumed, improves a person's physical and mental abilities for a few hours. The speaker tests the chip on themselves .
8. The speaker has created a clone of Professor Kobyakov. The clone is created using DNA obtained from a hat and a pepper, and the speaker believes that the clone is identical to Professor Kobyakov .