This is a transcript of a comedic roast or battle between Kevin Hart and Nick Cannon, with various insults and jokes exchanged between them and other participants. The roast features playful banter, humorous jabs, and comments on their appearances, careers, and personal lives. The event includes moments of laughter and applause from the audience.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the provided text:
1. Kevin Hart and Nick Cannon are mentioned as performers.
2. Mention of Nick Cannon's new song.
3. Reference to Kevin Hart's association with a secret society.
4. A comment about someone's drink.
5. A statement about the babies' next performance.
6. Mention of TKO.
7. Jokes about the appearance of various individuals.
8. Reference to a freestyle battle.
9. Mention of Mariah Carey and her relationship with Nick Cannon.
10. Jokes about Kevin Hart's wealth and cars.
11. Mention of Kevin Hart's hairline.
Please note that the text contains humor and insults directed at the performers, so some of these "facts" are more like comedic remarks rather than actual information.