The conversation is between a speaker and a smartphone, with the speaker discussing their impending fatherhood and the smartphone commenting on its storage being full. The smartphone then jokes about deleting various apps, including social media platforms like Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, as well as other apps like Uber and Deliveroo, before settling on the idea of deleting its own clock app. The speaker's sister then sends a message saying her waters have broken and she needs to go to the hospital. The smartphone, along with other apps like Google Maps, WhatsApp, and Facebook, helps coordinate a plan to get the speaker to the hospital. The speaker sends a message to a friend announcing the birth, and the smartphone helps the speaker take the first photo of the baby.
1. The speaker is discussing a situation where storage is full and they are considering deleting some applications to make space.
2. They are debating about which applications to delete, including Twitter, Instagram, and Messenger.
3. There is a discussion about the usefulness of Twitter, with the speaker arguing that it is only used for following funny people and retweeting contests.
4. The speaker discusses the usage of Instagram, suggesting that it is mainly used for following attractive people.
5. The speaker mentions that Messenger is used for chatting with friends and joking around.
6. The speaker considers deleting Uber, a ride-hailing app, as it is rarely used and suggests it might be deleted if Damien's finances improve.
7. The speaker discusses the utility of Tinder, a dating app, and notes that Damien has a premium subscription but has not received any matches.
8. The speaker suggests deleting Deliveroo, a food delivery app, as Damien lives nearby a Japanese restaurant and does not need delivery service.
9. The speaker mentions Google Maps, a navigation app, and notes that it is used to navigate to places.
10. The speaker discusses the utility of "CAF", which is a social aid service provided by the government.
11. The speaker considers deleting Facebook, a social networking app, but notes the importance of it for staying in touch with family and remembering birthdays.
12. The speaker mentions that they received a message from Damien's sister, who is in labor and needs to be picked up from home.
13. The speaker suggests using Google Maps to find the quickest route to the hospital and offers to get Damien a bike to ride there.
14. The speaker discusses the cost of calling a taxi to the hospital and decides to proceed without knowing the cost.
15. The speaker suggests using Facebook to contact family members and get them to the hospital.
16. The speaker sends a message on Messenger to inform a friend that they are going to be an uncle.
17. The speaker discusses the lack of space to take a family photo and suggests deleting pictures of Damien's ex to make space.
18. The speaker takes a family photo with Damien, his sister, and her children.