The text appears to be a script or transcript from a film or video, likely from the Marvel Cinematic Universe given the references to characters like Thanos, Hulk, and Avengers. It involves a humorous exchange between characters, with many references to pop culture and the Marvel universe.
The character Thanos is repeatedly mentioned, along with his anticipated arrival and his plans to create a bridge to Earth via an interdimensional space portal. His arrival is repeatedly predicted, with the speaker expressing frustration and concern about his imminent arrival.
The speaker interacts with a character who they initially mistake for Thanos, but who turns out to be Hulk. They engage in a playful exchange, with Hulk expressing surprise at his own strength after receiving the power stone.
The script also includes references to other characters like Vision, Ant-Man, and the Guardians of the Galaxy, and contains a number of jokes and humorous remarks. It ends with a promotion for the film "Ant-Man and the Wasp".
1. The speaker is addressing everyone and mentions various creatures and beings like cyborgs, aliens, raccoons, and adolescent tree people.
2. The speaker mentions that Thanos, a character from the Marvel Universe, should be arriving any minute or second now according to their calculations.
3. The speaker is currently detecting a large number of temporal shifts in the space-time continuum.
4. Thanos is most likely creating a bridge to our planet via an interdimensional space portal.
5. The speaker advises surrender and promises a quick and painless death.
6. The speaker mocks Thanos' skin complexion and age, comparing it to their 96-year-old grandma.
7. The speaker challenges Thanos to a fight, mentioning that they will single-handedly wipe out half of humanity with the help of their "black order".
8. The speaker is standing in the right place and has been involved in many movies, making them familiar with the plotlines.
9. The speaker receives a shirt as a birthday gift and is amused when it is referred to as a tank top.
10. The speaker mentions that they have seen better and questions Thor's eye patch, commenting on how changes occur.
11. The speaker reveals that the power stone they possess is not the real one, but an old Melty Jolly Rancher found in the garbage.
12. The speaker expresses their disbelief and amusement at the revelation that the power stone is a Melty Jolly Rancher.
13. The speaker, having the power stone, expects their strength to increase tenfold.
14. The speaker expresses skepticism about the power stone being a Melty Jolly Rancher.
15. The speaker mentions that they have seen better and questions Thor's eye patch, commenting on how changes occur.
16. The speaker reveals that the power stone they possess is not the real one, but an old Melty Jolly Rancher found in the garbage.
17. The speaker expresses their disbelief and amusement at the revelation that the power stone is a Melty Jolly Rancher.
18. The speaker, having the power stone, expects their strength to increase tenfold.
19. The speaker expresses skepticism about the power stone being a Melty Jolly Rancher.
20. The speaker mentions that they have seen better and questions Thor's eye patch, commenting on how changes occur.
21. The speaker reveals that the power stone they possess is not the real one, but an old Melty Jolly Rancher found in the garbage.
22. The speaker expresses their disbelief and amusement at the revelation that the power stone is a Melty Jolly Rancher.
23. The speaker, having the power stone, expects their strength to increase tenfold.
24. The speaker expresses skepticism about the power stone being a Melty Jolly Rancher.
25. The speaker mentions that they have seen better and questions Thor's eye patch, commenting on how changes occur.
26. The speaker reveals that the power stone they possess is not the real one, but an old Melty Jolly Rancher found in the garbage.
27. The speaker expresses their disbelief and amusement at the revelation that the power stone is a Melty Jolly Rancher.
28. The speaker, having the power stone, expects their strength to increase tenfold.
29. The speaker expresses skepticism about the power stone being a Melty Jolly Rancher.
30. The speaker mentions that they have seen better and questions Thor's eye patch, commenting on how changes occur.
31. The speaker reveals that the power stone they possess is not the real one, but an old Melty Jolly Rancher found in the garbage.
32. The speaker express