The text appears to be a humorous and sarcastic commentary on military service, particularly the Brazilian Army. The speaker discusses the challenges and absurdities of military training, such as physical fitness tests, hazing, and the expectation to enlist for financial stability. The speaker also mocks the idea of enlisting as a means to become a "man," using phrases like "you become a man not even crazy." The commentary is filled with self-deprecating humor and references to video games and other pop culture.
1. The speaker is discussing their friends dying and their need for money. They mention wanting to become a superhero, but acknowledge they don't know how to do anything else.
2. The speaker talks about a burger, implying they're trying to find a simple job. They mention needing to write a CV and apply for jobs, but express skepticism about job prospects.
3. The speaker discusses their age and their lack of certainty in life. They express a desire to get a job, but are unsure of what they want to do.
4. The speaker expresses a desire to join the army, but their mother discourages them. They mention a cricket and express a desire to become a soldier.
5. The speaker talks about joining the army and expresses a desire to enlist. They mention a test and discuss their concerns about it.
6. The speaker talks about a physical fitness test, expressing frustration and confusion about it. They mention a training and discuss their readiness for it.
7. The speaker discusses their exhaustion and expresses a desire to sleep and rest. They mention a training and express confusion about it.
8. The speaker talks about their friends and their financial struggles. They express a desire to earn money and provide for their friends.
9. The speaker discusses a situation where they feel they're not getting respected. They mention a line they want to repeat and express a desire to get respect.
10. The speaker discusses a mission accomplished successfully by soldiers, expressing affection for the soldiers.