The video is a humorous retelling of the speaker's worst day, starting with him waking up after only two hours of sleep due to heavy studying the previous day. He attempts to shower and find food, but encounters various problems, including lack of hot water and cooking gas, and a late start due to a non-existent bus. The day takes a turn for the worse when he's kicked out of school for being late, leading him to make a desperate attempt to take a test he's studied for. His plea to the principal falls on deaf ears, and he's eventually suspended. He spends the rest of the day walking home in the sun, only to find he's locked himself out of his house. The video ends with the speaker admitting he failed the test the next week and advises viewers to always have cash on hand, pay their bills, and not insult their school principals.
1. The speaker starts the video by saying it's about "The worst day of my life," but clarifies it's not the absolute worst, just one of the worst experiences.
2. The events described in the video start in the year 1990, but the speaker can't remember the exact date.
3. The speaker was studying all day and night before the events in the video, preparing for an important test the next day.
4. The speaker woke up after only two hours of sleep due to excessive studying and was freezing after a cold shower due to lack of hot water.
5. The speaker had no hot water or gas for cooking, so they decided to leave home without eating.
6. The speaker missed their school bus and had to run to catch up with it.
7. A large man sat next to the speaker on the bus, taking up half of their seat.
8. The speaker arrived at school 30 minutes late, and was reprimanded by the door man and the principal.
9. The speaker then went to a mall to eat a hamburger, but forgot their wallet at home and had to run home to get it.
10. The speaker managed to convince the principal to let them take the test they missed, but they ended up failing it.
11. The speaker forgot their house keys and had to wait for their mother to arrive before they could enter their house.
12. The speaker concludes the video by sharing a few lessons they learned from the experience, including the importance of paying gas bills, having money in your pocket, taking your house keys, and not telling your school's principal to suck a dog.