O DIA QUE EU CAGUEI A CASA DA MINHA TIA - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or monologue, which discusses a variety of topics. The speaker talks about a 'mello peace symposium' and a 'seedling' that they plan to plant in a 'good game'. They also mention a 'message for the guys' and a show in 'mamoré in Rondônia' next week. The speaker expresses happiness about reaching 30 thousand subscribers on their video platform and discusses the ongoing local elections.

The speaker also shares personal experiences, such as dealing with a 'second round' in the elections, and mentions a 'candidate Aurélio' who they seem to have a contentious relationship with. They discuss the candidacy of 'Aurélio' and his wife's demands, likening it to reopening a city. The speaker also mentions being 'corrupt' and 'beautiful corrupt', and discusses their political preparedness to govern a city.

The speaker also recounts personal events, such as dealing with a 'poor Zara' and issues with a 'shower drain'. They discuss a 'bathroom' situation that caused a 'stench' to spread throughout the house, and a 'septic tank' that was called to address the issue. They also mention a 'Kate' who contributed to the situation and a 'caatinga' that seems to be a recurring issue.

The speaker discusses a 'son' who 'decided to be' a 'short guy from Boston', and talks about a 'trip with the ball in the goal'. They also mention a 'company' with 'a lot of security' and a 'Tavira' who completed them. They also mention a 'blouse' that 'matches' and a 'TV5 channel'.

In conclusion, the speaker discusses a variety of topics, from local politics and personal experiences to social media interactions and fashion choices. The text appears to be a mix of humor, sarcasm, and personal anecdotes, providing a snapshot of the speaker's life and experiences.

Facts

1. Jean plans to drink blood tea at the Mello Peace Symposium.
2. The speaker talks about planting a seedling in a game.
3. The speaker mentions a message for "the guys" and a location called "mamoré in Rondônia" for the 15th of next week.
4. The speaker is going to a show and mentions that tickets are missing.
5. The speaker had 6 thousand subscribers and is aiming for 500,000.
6. The speaker mentions that elections will end in some cities, but there will still be a second round in their city.
7. The speaker talks about a white candidate named Aurélio and a Chinese woman.
8. The speaker talks about a new candidate named Vata and a chapelada hat.
9. The speaker mentions that the city is missing basic sanitation and quality electricity.
10. The speaker talks about a situation involving a shower drain and sewage.
11. The speaker mentions a man named Jesus Amazons and a boot.
12. The speaker talks about a band and a religious ceremony.
13. The speaker mentions a tropical storm in Boston, USA and Mexico.
14. The speaker talks about a situation involving a shower drain and sewage.
15. The speaker mentions a woman named Sónia and a team called Botafogo.
16. The speaker talks about a situation involving a shower drain and sewage.
17. The speaker talks about a situation involving a shower drain and sewage.
18. The speaker mentions a man named Raul and a kitchen sink.
19. The speaker talks about a horror movie involving sharks.
20. The speaker mentions a man named Tavira and a company.
21. The speaker talks about a TV channel called TV5.
22. The speaker mentions a show called Valec and a candidate named André da Silva.
23. The speaker talks about a victory and the Argentine side.